First Look At Disney’s Star Wars VII

First Look At Disney’s Star Wars VII

After purchasing Lucas Films for 4 billion dollars Disney announced that they will be releasing a new Star Wars movie, and now an exclusive first look at the cast from Star Wars VII has been leaked to the Web. As you can see, Luke Skywalker will be played by Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez will be ..

Zac Efron Has A Pretty Mouth

Lady boy Zac Efron thrilled his male fan base with this picture of him suggestively sucking on the end of his necklace. Zac Efron is the picture of feminine beauty in this photo. Notice his high cheek bones, smooth lily white skin, and soft supple lips. Zac’s sultry yet playful gaze and erotic necklace sucking ..

Vanessa Hudgens Promotes Homosexual Lifestyles in ‘Rent’

Vanessa Hudgens is at it again. No, she’s not doing drugs or taking naked photos of herself. This time, she’s starring in “Rent,” a musical that promotes the homosexual lifestyle and glorifies the HIV virus. Although I have yet to see the play, I have been told by my cleric that involves a group of ..

Zac Efron Is Totally NOT Gay

Guy’s guy Zac Efron was at it again being totally not gay at the Teen Choice Awards. This time the tough guy Efron maned it up by sporting blue nail polish and only a minimal amount of makeup. Zac Efron couldn’t have looked more butch and heterosexual as he flailed his beautifully painted limp-wristed hands ..

Zac Efron Vows to “Clean Up the Streets” of St. Louis

A warning to criminals in the St. Louis area: Zac Efron isn’t going to take it any more. The heartthrob will be in St. Louis, MO, next Wednesday for the premiere of his new film, St. Cloud. Efron has vowed that while in the depressed Midwestern city he will “clean up the streets once and ..

Zac Efron Admits To Wanting To Try Gay Sex

Wow the coming out party for the young gay Disney stars continues. Following in the footsteps of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, Zac Efron confessed to Teen Vogue that he is very open to trying gay sex. In the interview the 22-year-old Zac Efron talked about his new appreciation for sailing, “I’d been before, but ..

Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron Smoke PCP at Coachella

Just when I think I’ve seen it all, Vanessa Hudgens and Zac Efron take it to a new low. The two were photographed smoking PCP at Coachella, a pagan music festival which is little more than a celebrity drug orgy. As the picture above clearly demonstrates, Zac and Vanessa are taking a new form of ..

Zac Efron Shoots Cat 13 Times in the Head

THIS IS NOT A REAL NEWS SITE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! IT’S A JOKE, PEOPLE! A 9-year-old cat named Smokey walked home and lay on his owner’s doorstep bleeding from the head after being missing for three days. The cat was wounded after allegedly being shot 13 times in the head by Zac Efron, ..