The biggest nerd fantasy franchises in the infidel West are certainly Star Wars and Harry Potter. The mouth breathing basement dwellers who obsess over these blasphemous and generally crappy stories are often at odds with one another over which one is better, and which imaginary characters would win in various scenarios. Of course these limp-dick, ..
Before starring in “Star Wars: The Force Awakens” Daisy Ridley’s biggest role was as a topless corpse in some crappy BBC crime drama. How did Daisy rise from a nonspeaking role playing a cadaver to the being the lead in the largest grossing movie franchise of all time? Well as you might of guessed the ..
“Star Wars: The Force Awakens” is set to be released nationwide this Friday, and its lead actress Daisy Ridley is doing all she can to ensure the film is a great success by showing off all of her holes while posing completely nude in the promotional photo above. If this new Star Wars movie does ..
An exclusive first look at a screen test from Disney’s new “Star Wars” movie has just leaked to the Web! As you can see in the video above, the scene features Natalie Portman’s character Queen Amidala getting her box eaten by Jedi master Obi-Wan Kenobi. This will certainly be an important scene in the new ..
Nickelodeon star and sex toy enthusiast Victoria Justice continues to add to her extensive dildo collection, with the impressive Star Wars light saber dildo above. Hopefully the force is with Victoria as she shoves this long Star Wars dildo deep and hard into her gaping teen orifices. There appears to be no limit to the ..
The Internet was abuzz yesterday after this video surfaced of deceased rapper Tupac Shakur’s hologram performing at the Coachella music festival, and Hollywood was quick to take notice. Well more specifically George Lucas took notice, and in an effort to squeeze every last penny out of the Star Wars franchise announced that Tupac’s hologram will ..
A few months ago we uncovered a lost scene from the movie “Star Wars” in which Princess Leia fetches Luke a beer. Now we have once again uncovered a lost scene from the original “Star Wars” movie, that like the first lost scene, does much to redeem the film in the eyes of Allah. As ..
As everyone already knows the “Star Wars” movies were analogies for the righteous Muslim struggle against the evil Jewish empire. Hell even Darth Vader became a major mouth breather and probably sucked at sports once he joined the “dark side” (aka became a Jew). The one thing that always bothered me about the Star Wars ..