Roman Polanski to Direct ‘Twilight’ Prequel

Roman Polanski to Direct ‘Twilight’ Prequel

Fresh off of his release from house arrest, Roman Polanski has signed on to direct a prequel to the Twilight films, CelebJihad has confirmed. The famed director is currently working on a script for Twilight: First Blood, which will chronicle the adventures of 13-year-old Bella Swan before she moved to Forks, WA. “What was Bella ..

Hero Roman Polanski Beats Unjust US Extradition

Hero Roman Polanski Beats Unjust US Extradition

Good news! Political prisoner Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the United States! The actor, who was unjustly persecuted simply for drugging and anally raping a 13-year-old girl back in 1977, has been granted his freedom by Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf. I, for one, am relived that this talented artist is no longer ..

Charlotte Lewis Says Roman Polanski Raped Her

Charlotte Lewis Says Roman Polanski Raped Her

In 1977 director Roman Polanski drugged and anally raped a 13-year-old girl while she begged him to stop. Though if she was on drugs I don’t know why he should be expected to take her pleads to “stop” seriously. In America at that time this was illegal (I’m pretty sure it is not any more, ..

Roman Polanski’s Jail

Roman Polanski’s Jail

Roman Polanski has agreed to serve out his time in Switzerland under house arrest at this chalet. Hasn’t this man suffered enough? He’s been exiled to his home country of France for 30 years now. He’s been forced to make movies, and have intercourse with numerous hot European women. Now at the twilight of his ..

Hero Whoopi Goldberg Stands Up For Martyr Roman Polanski

Hero Whoopi Goldberg Stands Up For Martyr Roman Polanski

Whoopi Goldberg is our hero. She’s the only one with the guts to stand-up for the wrongfully persecuted director, Roman Polanski. What is it with Americans, anyway? One 13-year-old girl gets drugged and sodomized by a guy in his 40’s, and everyone is up in arms? I mean, are we living in the dark ages? ..

Roman Polanski Reviews ‘Hannah Montana’

Roman Polanski Reviews ‘Hannah Montana’

If the film has a flaw it’s that the eroticism, though prevalent throughout, is too subdued. Studio pressure for a “G” rating prevented the director from showing even the slightest bit of Quaalude-induced non-consensual sodomy. However, the subtlety speaks volumes. After all, much like his characters, the film’s director has fallen victim to society’s sexual ..

Roman Polanski Requests “Miley Cyrus Posters” For His Cell

Roman Polanski Requests “Miley Cyrus Posters” For His Cell

Director Roman Polanski has lodged a special request with a Swiss magistrate to have his “beloved collection of Miley Cyrus posters” delivered to his jail cell, the Swiss news agency Emmentaler is reporting. Polanski, who is facing extradition to the U.S. for drugging and sodomizing a 13-year-old girl in 1977, made the request through his ..