Lady Gaga desperately tried to draw attention away from her penis last night at the MTV Video Music Awards. As the pictures below show Lady Gaga really out did herself in her “don’t look at my penis campaign”. She appeared in various costumes throughout the night including dressing as a cat, a black bird, a ..
Taylor Swift owes Kanye West an apology. Last night at the MTV Video Music Awards Taylor Swift was given Beyonce’s award for “Best Female Video”, and refused to acknowledge the mistake. Courageously Kanye West jumped on stage and heroically wrestled the mic away from the 19-year-old hellcat. Kanye decried MTV’s horrible mistake saying, “Beyonce had ..
Jessica Simpson looks like a broken woman in Brazil filming her new reality show, “The Price of Beauty”. In the show Jessica travels around the world interviewing women about what they have to go through to look good. Presumably she is trying to pick up her tips for herself because she has been falling apart ..
Meet Betty Lou Schabacker. There are 3 things Betty Lou loves in this world, petting cats, eating small rocks, and Miley Cyrus’ show Hannah Montana. As you’ve probably guessed Betty Lou is not like most 12 year old girls. That’s right she holds 3 Guinness book of world records. One for eating the most crayons ..
Chris Brown is about to start the community service portion of his sentence for assaulting Rihanna. Chris will be doing his hard labor in his hometown of Richmond Virginia. Brown will wear a reflective orange vest and pick up trash and litter along highways and roads. He’ll also have to trim brush along medians, remove ..
Tila Tequila took time off from dressing and acting like a tremendous whore to meet with the district attorney about her assault charge against Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman. Tila showed off her bruised arms to the media, and shouted “if you think this is black and blue you should see what he did to my ..
Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. Like all young Disney stars Selena enjoys nothing more then to subliminally sexualize other young girls so they have premarital sex and lots of abortions. How else do you explain these pictures of Selena wearing bikini bottoms? The fact ..
The video above is a recording of Lindsay Lohan’s voicemail. Apparently her password was 1 – 2 – 3 – 4. I’m pretty impressed that she was able to remember that many digits. I’m going to guess that her new password is either 1 – 1 – 1 – 1 or 6 – 9 – ..
Audrina Patridge from MTV’s “The Hills” did a topless photo spread for this month’s issue of Maxim magazine. Is it just me or is Audrina’s dull vacant stare a turn on? She looks like the type of girl that could be tricked into trading sex for some magic beans. In the magazine Audrina talks about ..
There has been a lot of controversy surrounding my brother, Charlie Sheen’s (real name Carlos Estevez) recent article in which he conducts a fictional 20 minute interview with Barack Obama chastising him for not re-investigating 9/11. As a sign of solidarity with my brother Charlie I have decided to write my own fictional interview with ..
Don’t you dare look at this picture of Miley Cyrus’ sideboob you sick pervert she is only 16 years old! God how you disgust me. How dare you sexualize this poor girl. Because of freaks like yourself nice girls like Miley can’t walk around with their boobs hanging out. Young girls shouldn’t have to worrying ..
Milla Jovovich took these full frontal nude photos for Purple Magazine. I assume Purple Magazine is a magazine that pretends to be artsy to get hot chicks to pose naked for it. In which Purple Magazine is genius. Milla Jovovich is obviously excited to be taking these photos. I could hang my coat on her ..