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Al Sharpton, Danny Glover call for boycott of Niger

The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county’s name “outdated and hurtful” ..

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Obama wows children, grandchildren of Nazis

Berlin (CelebJihad.com) – More than 200,000 descendants of the Third Reich lined the streets of Berlin yesterday hoping to catch a glimpse of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. The awe-struck crowd, desperately trying to alleviate its collective guilt by listening to a black man speak, seemed completely enthralled by the highly charismatic leader. “Here I ..

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Kim Kardashian accused of setting baby raccoon on fire

A Los Angles County Judge ordered Kim Kardashian held in lieu of $250,000 bail Wednesday for allegedly torturing a live baby raccoon by pouring gasoline on it and lighting it on fire. Kardashian, best known for her role on the reality television show Keeping up with the Kardashians, was taken into custody by Los Angels ..

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How to Get To Hell; By Chris Penn’s Ghost

Hi, I’m Chris Penn’s Ghost! I’ll see you in Hell if…..   By age 42 you can make your heart implode from eating nothing but prime rib and drinking nothing but rare, mid-western whiskey… You can single handedly supply Madonna’s wedding with amphetamines, codeine, morphine, marijuana, an assortment of valium and 2 1/2 kilos of ..

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Steve “The Goot” Guttenberg is awesome…

Police Academy star Steve Guttenberg is back, and he’s funnier than anything that has appeared on this site (yeah, we know, that’s not saying much). This is real, and it makes us so happy!  Click here to read it for yourself. You’ll learn shocking revelations such as…   Guttenberg refers to himself as “the Goot” ..

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Exclusive Interview With Joe Piscopo

We caught up with Joe Piscopo on the set of his new film tentatively titled “My Shitty Vanity Project”. CelebJihad: So, Joe, what made you get back into show business? Joe Piscopo: What are you talking about? I’ve been working steady for 20 plus years now. CelebJihad: Really? Joe Piscopo: Obviously you haven’t seen many ..

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Exclusive: Is Yogi Berra Madonna’s New Bat Boy?

Our sources are claiming that Madonna’s seven-year marriage to Guy Ritchie has stalled out – and the singer has been hosting late-night visits from former New York Yankee Yogi Berra at her Central Park West apartment in New York City. A source tells CelebJihad.com that Berra, 83, has made numerous solo nighttime visits to Madonna, ..

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What Celebrity Dick Tastes Like!

It’s Gay Pride Week, or at least that’s what my dad told me. In honor of this momentous occasion the boys at CelebJihad have gone a little gay and compiled the following list of what celebrity dick tastes like!   Mike Myers’ dick tastes like it’s been fucking the same dead horse since 1997. Pete ..

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Lindsay Lohan Addicted to Stank Puss

According to friends close to the “actress”, Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon yet again. Apparently her girlfriend/pusha Samantha Ronson has gotten poor Lindsay hooked on her stank puss. Lindsay is reportedly held up with Ronson at her Hollywood home. Sources report Lindsay hasn’t slept in days and just can’t stop lapping away at ..

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Sharon Stone and Hulk Hogan’s Karma Convo

Hey Hulk how are you doing hun? Not so good brother. Aww are you still upset about the negative PR you got for suggesting that the war veteran passenger in the car your speeding drunk driving son crashed putting him in a permanent vegetative state must of had bad karma? Yeah that and the fact ..