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Tara Reid’s Playboy Pictures

Well the day we have been fearing has finally come. Tara Reid’s Playboy pictures have been leaked to the Internet! Thank Allah the Playboy Airbrushing department put in the countless hours necessary to make these pictures viewable. I think we all remember Tara Reid making headlines for her horribly mutilated body, after her plastic surgeon ..

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Tiger Woods Gets Court Order Blocking Release Of His Naked Pictures

One of Tiger Woods’ many many whores, Jamie Junger is trying to sell naked pictures of Tiger to various media outlets. Tiger’s attorneys have obtained an order prohibiting any papers from publishing naked pictures of Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers told her relatives that she took pictures of the golfing great while he was naked in ..

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Avatar’s Shock Ending: It was Earth All Along

James Cameron’s Avatar opened last night, and audiences were blown away by the audaciousness of the film. In particular, moviegoers seemed both shocked and dismayed by the film’s twist ending in which it is revealed that the planet Pandora was actually Earth all along. Other surprising scenes included a sequence in which it is revealed ..

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Taylor Momsen Out Sluts Miley Cyrus

Taylor Momsen the 16-year-old star of the CW show “Gossip Girl” was photographed walking around in an extremely short skirt and what appears to be garters. Obviously this is a power move by Taylor to steal Miley Cyrus’ crown as the sluttiest underage actress. I must admit that the garters and torn fishnet stockings really ..

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Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Planning To Sleep With Other Golfers

Celeb Jihad has just learned that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has moved past the “I’m pissed as sh*t” stage, and on to the revenge stage of dealing with her husband’s infidelities. According to a source close to Elin she is making plans to have revenge sex with a number of Tiger’s fellow golfers. We ..

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Rihanna Topless Pictures In GQ Magazine

Pop star and ex punching bag Rihanna expresses herself as a woman the only way a woman can by posing almost nude for pictures in a magazine. In this case that magazine is the upcoming issue of GQ. It takes a lot to impress me after I’ve already seen the subject naked, so since Rihanna’s ..

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Adam Lambert to Host Show On Nickelodeon?

Rumor has it that singer Adam Lambert is close to inking a seven-figure deal to host a show on Nickelodeon aimed at teens. If our sources are accurate, the show, tentatively titled “The Adam Lambert Feel Good Rainbow Teen Diversity Hour,” will showcase Adam’s singing and dancing abilities while simultaneously combating heteronormative attitudes among teens ..

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Video Of Noah Cyrus Singing And Dancing Like A Whore

Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley. In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff ..

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Olivia Munn Spread Eagle In Maxim

Plain Jane model and sex icon to nerds who do not have the balls to lust after a girl they really have no shot at getting, Olivia Munn posed for this provocative photo spread in Maxim Magazine. Personally these pictures do nothing for me. In my village outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan we had 4 or ..

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Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Enters Rehab

Kourtney Kardashian’s newborn baby, Mason Dash Disick, has checked into rehab. The announcement came just one day after Disick was born and only a few hours after he was cited for driving under the influence and cocaine possession. On Tuesday morning at around 5:30 a.m., Disick crashed his 2009 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb ..

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The Girl Who Took Tiger Woods’ Virginity Speaks

Dina Gravell, Tiger’s high school sweetheart and the woman who took Tiger Woods’ virginity describes a teenage Woods as a clingy, possessive romantic who liked to write love letters, and was not even remotely attracted to black women. Her first date with Tiger was to see a movie, and it ended with an awkward hug. ..

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Greatest Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pictures

Now that Jessica Simpson has officially got her claws into a new man, former Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan, I think it is my duty as a fellow man to let Billy know what he is getting himself into with Jessica. I am sure he knows that Jessica Simpson is damaged goods. She has ..