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Keeley Hazell’s Breasts in Various Swimsuits

For those of you who don’t know Keeley Hazell, she is Allah’s gift to men.  Her humps are twice as big as a camels, and she’d be twice as fun to ride. Of course, unlike a camel, you can’t simply beat her to death if she misbehaves.  Not in this country, anyway. At any rate, ..

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LeAnn Rimes Surrounded by Police

A source emailed me this photo of LeAnn Rimes being surrounded by police. Although my source could not confirm why the police were on the scene, I have a pretty good hunch that LeAnn is being questioned about the unsolved murder of JonBenét Ramsey. It’s only speculation at this point, but I’m guessing LeAnn broke ..

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Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipple Ring

Rihanna showed off her nipple ring walking around with no bra and a see-through shirt yesterday in New York City. When the photographer asked her if getting her nipple pierced hurt, Rihanna responded, “I like pain. Just look at who my ex is.” Oh Rihanna you are just too funny. How about next time you ..

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Madonna’s brother is our favorite catty bitch!

Madonna’s brother is a catty little bitch. Normally we don’t care for that, but since he’s directing his insults toward his sister, we’re thrilled. Christopher Ciccone, who hasn’t spoken to his sister since he wrote a tell-all book about her last year, said that Madonna’s outfit at the MTV Music Video Awards looked like “Rachel ..

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Kanye West Taylor Swift Controversy Staged

Was Kanye West interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech at the VMAs staged? It turns out both artists have the same agent, David Wirtschafter. Not only that but David Wirtschafter is also 50 Cents agent. If you remember, a year ago there was a beef between 50 Cent and Kanye West right before their albums dropped. ..

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Coyote Sends Jessica Simpson Ransom Note

Jessica Simpson watched her dog get snatched by a coyote on Monday. Simpson still believes her beloved dog Daisy isn’t coyote food yet despite reports to the contrary. Jessica posted this message on Twitter: “Still holding out hope despite the assholes that say is it a dumb thing to do. Daisy is my baby…why would ..

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Olivia Wilde Naked In GQ Magazine

Olivia Wilde, the actress who plays “13” on the TV show House posed naked for GQ Magazine. As these pictures show, Olivia is obviously trying to take her career to the next level. I say kudos on the effort, but if you want to pull starring roles in blockbuster movies we are going to have ..

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Jessica Simpson’s Missing Dog Daisy Found

Celeb Jihad has found Jessica Simpson’s missing dog “Daisy”. Yesterday a distraught Jessica Simpson went on Twitter and posted a panicked tweet for help. “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!” Not one to stand ideally by while ..

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Chris Brown Picking Up Garbage

The day we’ve been waiting for is finally here. Chris Brown has started his 180 day hard labor sentence this morning in Richmond Virginia. This picture of the once proud pop star picking up trash on the side of the road is pretty sweet. Now if he’d just get repeatedly sodomized in a back room ..

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Jon Gosselin “wasn’t the best” in bed, says whore

Jon Gosselin “wasn’t the best” in bed, according to the couple’s former nanny who also spent time moonlighting as a home-wrecking whore. Stephanie Santoro, who claims to have had sex with Jon nine times, said that Jon “wasn’t terrible, but it wasn’t the best I ever had.” I’m guessing that the best she’s ever had ..

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Obama Calls Kanye West The N-Word

Celeb Jihad has obtained the exclusive audio of President Barack Obama calling Kanye West a “n-word” for interrupting Taylor Swift’s acceptance speech during the VMAs. The audio was recorded just before Obama went on camera to do an interview with CNBC. Before the interview began, Obama was asked about Kanye and said “I thought that ..

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Elton John is too old and gay to adopt an AIDS baby

Despite his wealth and power, there’s still one thing that money can’t buy for Elton John: a Ukrainian AIDS baby. In fact, it would be much easier for Sir Elton to go out and get AIDS than it would be for him to adopt an AIDS infected child. John (pictured left) and his gay lover, ..