Tiger Woods’ Wife Elin Planning To Sleep With Other Golfers

Celeb Jihad has just learned that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has moved past the “I’m pissed as sh*t” stage, and on to the revenge stage of dealing with her husband’s infidelities. According to a source close to Elin she is making plans to have revenge sex with a number of Tiger’s fellow golfers. We ..

Rihanna Topless Pictures In GQ Magazine

Pop star and ex punching bag Rihanna expresses herself as a woman the only way a woman can by posing almost nude for pictures in a magazine. In this case that magazine is the upcoming issue of GQ. It takes a lot to impress me after I’ve already seen the subject naked, so since Rihanna’s ..

Adam Lambert to Host Show On Nickelodeon?

Rumor has it that singer Adam Lambert is close to inking a seven-figure deal to host a show on Nickelodeon aimed at teens. If our sources are accurate, the show, tentatively titled “The Adam Lambert Feel Good Rainbow Teen Diversity Hour,” will showcase Adam’s singing and dancing abilities while simultaneously combating heteronormative attitudes among teens ..

Video Of Noah Cyrus Singing And Dancing Like A Whore

Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley. In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff ..

Olivia Munn Spread Eagle In Maxim

Plain Jane model and sex icon to nerds who do not have the balls to lust after a girl they really have no shot at getting, Olivia Munn posed for this provocative photo spread in Maxim Magazine. Personally these pictures do nothing for me. In my village outside of Kandahar, Afghanistan we had 4 or ..

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Enters Rehab

Kourtney Kardashian’s newborn baby, Mason Dash Disick, has checked into rehab. The announcement came just one day after Disick was born and only a few hours after he was cited for driving under the influence and cocaine possession. On Tuesday morning at around 5:30 a.m., Disick crashed his 2009 Mercedes SL-65 convertible into a curb ..

The Girl Who Took Tiger Woods’ Virginity Speaks

Dina Gravell, Tiger’s high school sweetheart and the woman who took Tiger Woods’ virginity describes a teenage Woods as a clingy, possessive romantic who liked to write love letters, and was not even remotely attracted to black women. Her first date with Tiger was to see a movie, and it ended with an awkward hug. ..

Greatest Jessica Simpson Upskirt Pictures

Now that Jessica Simpson has officially got her claws into a new man, former Smashing Pumpkins lead singer Billy Corgan, I think it is my duty as a fellow man to let Billy know what he is getting himself into with Jessica. I am sure he knows that Jessica Simpson is damaged goods. She has ..

Tiger’s Wife Elin Is To Blame For Affairs

I’ve had about all I can take of the Tiger Woods bashing going on in the media these days. Last time I checked Muhammad had 11 wives, and he was a pretty good guy. The real problem is Tiger’s #1 wife Frau Elin “Ice Pussy” Nordegren. It has now been confirmed that Elin hit Tiger ..

BREAKING NEWS: Tiger Woods Diagnosed With “Restless 3rd Leg Syndrome”

In preparation for his upcoming divorce Tiger Woods has sought the help of the medical community to justify his adulterous actions. CelebJihad has obtained an official diagnosis that found Woods is a victim of “restless 3rd leg syndrome,” a disease commonly found in men over 30 that frequently travel and engage in contact with cocktail ..

Is That Miley Cyrus’ Nipple?

I have seen Miley Cryus’ nipple and it is good! Praise be to Allah! If you look closely at the first picture in this series of pics of Miley Cyrus laying out in her bikini you can distinctly see what appears to be Miley’s nipple peeking out of her top. Just the position of her ..

Latest Tiger Woods Adultery Stories

The 2 latest Tiger Woods adultery stories come from 2005. When a then newlywed Tiger (he was married on October 5, 2004) banged multiple women. The first woman was lingerie model Jamie Jungers. Last night she talked to the Sun newspaper and admitted that during their 18-month affair, she and Tiger would have sex in ..