10 Items Recovered From The Lindsay Lohan Robbery

Police have arrested a man named Nick Prugo for allegedly burglarizing Lindsay Lohan’s apartment (surprise; he’s supposedly her former coke dealer). CelebJihad has obtained an exclusive list of the stolen items that police have recovered thus far.   Lindsay’s beauty and youthful appearance (although both were damaged beyond repair). A RealDoll in the shape of ..

Why Khloe Kardashian And Lamar Odom Are Getting Married

There has been a lot of speculation about the reason behind Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom’s rushed wedding this weekend. The two love birds just announced they were a couple 2 weeks ago, and it is now confirmed that they will be walking down the aisle on Sunday. What is the hurry? Is Khloe pregnant? ..

AnnaLynne McCord Nip Slip

If you are like me and have not seen any of the new 90210 show you may want to catch it next time it is on. The show stars AnnaLynne McCord and her nipples as evident by the promo photo below. I know you are probably thinking “that is just an accident her nipple doesn’t ..

Gisele Joins the Planeteers

Gisele Bündchen has joined the Planeteers. Apparently, the international supermodel grew bored with being nothing more than masturbatory fodder for lonely men and decided to do what all celebrities do when they have an existential crisis: become a United Nations goodwill ambassador for the environment. Her new duties will include talking about the environment while ..

Jennifer Love Hewitt Airbrushed Skinny

Jennifer Love Hewitt continued her campaign to make girls feel like crap about their bodies in this month’s issue of Shape magazine. As the picture above clearly shows Jennifer went on an airbrush diet for the cover. The bikini picture above is from just a few weeks ago. The only way she could have lost ..

David Hasselhoff’s got talent and alcohol poisoning!

David Hasselhoff’s got talent, if you consider drinking life threatening amounts of vodka and living to tell the tale a “talent”, which we do! It’s been reported that paramedics were called to his home in Encino, CA on Sunday where the America’s Got Talent star had been on a bender for more than a day. ..

Megan Fox in a Cheerleader’s outfit from Jennifer’s Body

Damn you, Megan Fox!  Just when I think I finally hate you enough to stop looking at your half-naked body, you go and put on a cheerleader’s outfit. Well played, you awful harlot. These pictures from her new movie, Jennifer’s Body, are so hot that I might consider going to see the film.  Then again, ..

Miley Cyrus Hates America

Miley Cyrus hates America, and she isn’t afraid to show it. The picture above shows Miley on the set of her new music video, “Party in the US.” Sources speculate that the “Party” in question is none other than the Socialist Workers Party, and that Miley may have become a member at the age of ..

Keeley Hazell’s Breasts in Various Swimsuits

For those of you who don’t know Keeley Hazell, she is Allah’s gift to men.  Her humps are twice as big as a camels, and she’d be twice as fun to ride. Of course, unlike a camel, you can’t simply beat her to death if she misbehaves.  Not in this country, anyway. At any rate, ..

LeAnn Rimes Surrounded by Police

A source emailed me this photo of LeAnn Rimes being surrounded by police. Although my source could not confirm why the police were on the scene, I have a pretty good hunch that LeAnn is being questioned about the unsolved murder of JonBenét Ramsey. It’s only speculation at this point, but I’m guessing LeAnn broke ..

Rihanna Shows Off Her Nipple Ring

Rihanna showed off her nipple ring walking around with no bra and a see-through shirt yesterday in New York City. When the photographer asked her if getting her nipple pierced hurt, Rihanna responded, “I like pain. Just look at who my ex is.” Oh Rihanna you are just too funny. How about next time you ..

Madonna’s brother is our favorite catty bitch!

Madonna’s brother is a catty little bitch. Normally we don’t care for that, but since he’s directing his insults toward his sister, we’re thrilled. Christopher Ciccone, who hasn’t spoken to his sister since he wrote a tell-all book about her last year, said that Madonna’s outfit at the MTV Music Video Awards looked like “Rachel ..