Actress Lindsay Lohan is suing Pedigree, insisting that its latest dog food commercial featuring a “bitch” named Echo is based on her. Lohan filed a suit in Nassau County (N.Y.) Supreme Court on Monday claiming the dog food company owes her $50 million in punitive damages and another $50 million in compensatory damages. “My client ..
A feud is brewing between teen heartthrob Justin Bieber and singing sensation Nick Jonas. Speaking to reporters outside the Four Seasons Hotel in Houston, Nick called Justin a “punk-ass nigga,” and threatened to “take her out of the box.” Nick’s threat comes just days after Justin pledged her loyalty to the Crips, a notorious L.A. ..
Emma Watson you little tramp! How dare you flash your bare legs and upper thighs to the paparazzi. I’ll have you know Ms Watson that some paparazzi are good Allah fearing Muslims with a harem of wives who they tolerate very much. They don’t need your unwanted sexual advances to cloud their pure minds. Allah ..
Former child star Corey Feldman was found alive this morning outside of a Norm’s Restaurant in Los Feliz, according to the LAPD. Police tell us they were called to the diner shortly before 8 AM PT to investigate. Police were shocked to find that Feldman was responsive. The actor refused the officers repeated attempts to ..
Actor Corey Haim was found dead this morning in his Burbank apartment. The mainstream media will tell you that the 80’s heartthrob died of an “accidental drug overdose,” the same excuse they always use when a cover up is afoot. But the fact of the matter is that Corey, like so many of his celebrity ..
The harlot known as Audrina Patridge has finally gotten a comeuppance for her sinful ways! Yesterday, “The Hills” star was dressed like a prostitute, parading her supple young body around on roller skates for all to see, when Allah, in his infinite wisdom, answered my prayers and caused her to fall out of the skates ..
Pop sensation Justin Bieber has joined the Crips, a notorious Los Angeles street gang. Bieber made the shocking revelation while being interviewed by a Pennsylvania radio station yesterday afternoon. The singer was wearing custom-made “Crip Blue” sneakers, signifying her allegiance to the gang. “Crips fo’ life, cuzz,” Bieber shouted while flashing a series of gang ..
MILLEDGEVILLE, Ga. – Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger told police that a 20-year-old college student sexually assaulted him in the women’s room of a Milledgeville, Ga nightclub on Friday. Law enforcement sources tell CelebJihad that Roethlisberger claims he was inside the women’s restroom, “sitting down to have a pee pee” like he always does, when ..
Miley Cyrus, her pushed-up boobs, and some old guy she is banging right now (lets call him Beardo) were all in attendance at the 18th Annual Elton John AIDS Rocks Party Fun Time in Hollywood last night before the Oscars. Miley was said to be so moved by the party that she is now open ..
When you think of Oscar night, images of fake-breasted starlets in low-cut dresses and chiseled–jawed actors in tuxedos probably come to mind. On the contrary, the image of a greased up fatass being wedged into whatever outfit was available at the big-and-tall store usually isn’t associated with the Academy Awards. But from time to time, ..
Here are some pictures of Megan Fox when she was in high school at Morningside Academy in Florida. Remarkably Megan was voted “Most Likely To Be Railed By A Cast Member From 90210” her senior year. She was also not very popular in school because of her freak toe thumbs. The teenagers would call her ..
Taylor Swift has no class. Just look at this sickening photo in which she poses for a picture with a pink sex toy. Disgusting. Unable to find a real boyfriend, Taylor has resorted to pretending that this over-sized pink dildo is her man. Sources say that Taylor and the pseudo-phallus are inseparable. She takes it ..