Megan Fox Posing In Panties For The New York Times

It looks like Megan Fox is single-handedly trying to save the newspaper industry. People have figured out that newspapers are all owned by the big corporations, and are used for mind control and the furthering of the Zionist crusader agenda. The only way for newspapers to stay relevant is for them to use their status ..

Levi Johnston Finds a G.I. Joe Action Figure In His Anus

Call it a classic case of country mouse/city mouse. Levi Johnston, who is in from Alaska to promote his upcoming appearance in Playgirl Magazine, got more than he bargained for on his first trip to “the big city.” After a night of hard partying with his new “Hollywood friends,” Johnston awoke with a dull pain ..

Carmen Electra Lesbian Sex Tape Preview

The video below is a leaked preview of the Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape. Did you know there was a Carmen Electra lesbian sex tape? Neither did I. Frankly I am not surprised, but I am pretty damn pissed that only a preview has been leaked. So now I have to wait for the full ..

50 Cent And Michael Bay Bang Some Groupies

CelebJihad has just received these exclusive photos of 50 Cent and “Transformers” director Michael Bay picking up some floozies to take on the next available train to Pound Town. Since I am an expert on picking up slutty women at clubs, (I lure them back to my place with promises of sex then when we ..

Megan Fox Outtakes From Rolling Stone Photo Shoot

Surprisingly when Megan Fox agreed to do a photo shoot for Rolling Stone magazine the genius editors did not use every picture they took of her, leaving out the pictures below as “outtakes”. How stupid are these magazine people? If they would have filled the whole magazine with pictures of Megan Fox no one would ..

What If Celebrities Were Fat?

What if celebrities were fat? Man has pondered this question for centuries. Luckily we have people like Jessica Simpson and Kelly Clarkson to show us what it looks like when celebs get fat, but that didn’t stop people from Photoshopping other celebrities to see what they would look like fat. Of course they Photoshopped Beyonce ..

Twilight’s ‘Laurent’ Looks Like Hell

Edi Gathegi, the actor who portrays Laurent the vampire in the Twilight films, has really let himself go. Sources close to the actor say that Gathegi has been distraught since learning that his character was to be killed off in The Twilight Saga: New Moon, which premiers today. “Ever since he found out that Laurent ..

Joanna Krupa Gets Naked For Playboy

After years of paying her dues doing tickle porn and taking her clothes off for minor adult websites (and lets face it probably any guy who drove a nice enough car) Joanna Krupa finally made a name for herself by getting on the ABC show “Dancing With The Stars”. Like many of the “celebrities” on ..

Brock Lesnar Is In Serious Condition

Breaking news: Years of abusing anabolic steroids and prescription painkillers may be harmful to your health! UFC heavyweight champion Brock “HGH” Lesnar is in serious condition and may be transferred to the Mayo clinic to have “major surgery” according to UFC President Dana White. White went on to say that Brock’s condition is so serious ..

Carrie Prejean Has 30 Naked Pictures And 8 Sex Tapes

After lying and denying it was her, Carrie Prejean has now finally admitted that she once made a tape of herself masturbating. Well apparently that isn’t the whole truth either. Reports are now coming out that there are 8 sex tape of Carrie Prejean, all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape ..

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Don’t Call My Fat Sister Fat

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has lashed out at those who call her fat sister Jessica fat. Speaking to Women’s Health magazine, Ashlee said, “It’s disgusting that people would say those things. My fat sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy fat lady.” We here at CelebJihad ..

Video: Carrie Prejean’s Sex Tape Leaked

Well the inevitable has happened, the Carrie Prejean (Miss California) sex tape has been leaked to the Internet. I agree with Carrie Prejean that same sex marriage should not be made legal, but I still find her stance on the subject morally weak. How about actually standing for something Carrie? How about being a righteous ..