Rihanna Risks Ultimate Beating

Less than one year after getting beat down by Chris Brown, Rihanna is dating again. Her choice? Somewhat curious considering it is a man who makes his living swinging a baseball bat – Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp. Standing at 6’3, 230 pounds Kemp is equipped to throttle the obviously masochistic Rihanna in a way that ..

Sienna Miller In A Bikini Fighting With A Butt Weevil

Sienna Miller is an actress from such films as… ummm… well you’ve probably heard her name before because she is beautiful. Anyway Sienna was at the beach the other day in this tiny little pink bikini when she appears to have been viciously attacked by a malicious seafaring butt weevil. As you can see in ..

Megan Fox Has Plastic Surgery On Her Lips

In her relentless pursuit to look like she gives great head Megan Fox had plastic surgery on her lips over New Years weekend. As you can see in the picture above Megan is trying to hide the fact that her lips are so swollen they look like Daffy Duck. What Megan fails to realize is ..

Tiger Woods Topless In Vanity Fair

The new issue of Vanity Fair will feature a topless Tiger Woods trying to do his best impression of a black man (lifting weights while wearing a skullcap). I always just assumed Tiger Woods was getting all these women because he was rich and famous, but boy was I wrong. Tiger has some major sex ..

Miley Cyrus Gets Her Face And Crotch Creamed

Miley Cyrus got her face and crotch creamed while onstage in the UK the other day. It is probably not the first time and definitely not the last Miley takes a load of cream. In an apparent “prank” Miley’s backup dancer (who looks like he is no stranger to taking cream himself) gets covered in ..

George Clooney’s Up in the Air Promotes Hurtful Muslim Stereotypes

Recently I watched a bootleg copy of the new George Clooney film, Up In the Air. It’s been a long time since I’ve been so offended. I found the film to be very unrealistic and extremely insulting. For example, George Clooney’s character spends most of his life traveling the U.S. via the commercial airlines. Inexplicably, ..

Top 5 Celebrity Deaths Of 2009

The New Year is a time for reflection, and we here at Celeb Jihad have a saying “Durka durka Muhammad tuck tuck jihad Allah” which loosely translates to “The only good celebrity is a dead celebrity”. So let us take a moment to reflect on the top 5 celebrity deaths of 2009. Allah willing 2010 ..

Selena Gomez Forgets To Wear Pants

Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the hit Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. She also is incredibly absent minded and a terrible role model for young girls. As the photos below show, Selena Gomez completely forgets to wear pants. How a woman could go out and have her picture taken without ..

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Voted 2009’s Sexiest Man Alive

The results are in, and alleged al Qaeda member and would-be suicide bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has been voted 2009’s Sexiest Man Alive by CelebJihad.com readers. His wealth, good looks, and fanatical devotion to Jihad were the top-three reasons readers cited when choosing Abdulmutallab. Abdulmutallab narrowly edged out George Clooney, who was the runner up. ..

Kourtney Kardashian’s Bastard Baby Photos

Kourtney Kardashian is flaunting her bastard baby Mason all over the internet. Just look at this disgusting photo of Kourtney and boyfriend Scott Disick displaying their shameful bastard child for all the world to see. Most women would hide in shame after giving birth to a sin, but Kourtney can’t wait to rub her fowl ..

John F. Kennedy On A Boat Filled With Naked Women

TMZ has reportedly found a picture from the 1950’s of John F. Kennedy on a boat filled with naked women. The picture shows two naked women jumping off the boat (presumably to escape), and two more naked women sunning on the top deck (presumably too frozen by fear to attempt an escape). Just below the ..

Charlie Sheen’s Wife Accuses Him Of Murder

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller called police on her husband Christmas morning, and claimed he had assaulted and choked her. Charlie Sheen was arrested for felony second degree assault, and spent most of Christmas day in jail. Sources say authorities gave both Charlie and Brooke blood alcohol tests. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered ..