Octomom’s Reality-TV Show: 15 Suggested Titles

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman and her 14 children have agreed to film a reality-TV show, and CelebJihad has obtained a leaked list of possible show titles. What’s your favorite?   Whole Bunch’a Bastards Just the Ten of Us…Without the Birth Defects Nadya Suleman’s Postpartum Pool Party The “Maybe Pat Buchanan Was Right About That Whole Culture ..

Joe Francis – Guards Gone Wild

Joe Francis, America’s favorite smut-peddling scumbag, is back in the news. The Associated Press is reporting that former Girls Gone Wild Producer Aaron Weinstein allegedly bribed two Reno prison guards with expensive gifts in exchange for preferential treatment for Francis while he was in the clink. “Preferential treatment” included use of prison telephones and not ..

Octomom’s kids to star in “Temptation Island” with John Mark Karr

The Associated Press is reporting that “Octomom” Nadya Suleman has arranged for her 14 children to star in a new reality television show. While details remain unconfirmed, rumor has it that the show will be a spin-off of the popular series Temptation Island, and will co-star America’s favorite pedophile, John Mark Karr. Karr, who won ..

Michael Jackson – Murder, Pride, and Paris Hilton

Sure Michael Jackson is a rotting stinking corpse right now, but that didn’t stop us from making fun of him when he was alive so I don’t see why it should stop us now. Here are some of the latest Michael Jackson headlines. Michael Jackson was murdered. Apparently the LAPD are going to announce that ..

Twilight New Moon Outtake

This is a screenshot with dialogue from the upcoming Twilight movie New Moon. Producers decided to cut the scene because they thought it made Robert Pattinson’s character “Edward” seem “too butch”

Erin Andrews Peephole Video

There has been a lot of controversy over ESPN reporter Erin Andrews’ alleged “Peephole Video”. Some say it is ethically wrong to view the video since it appears to be an invasion of privacy. I say, if women walk around their hotel rooms sans a burka they got to expect guys drilling holes in the ..

Scarlett Johansson Full Nude – Exclusive Photos

Celeb Jihad has obtained six sizzling photographs of what appears to be Scarlett Johansson in various states of undress, including one photo in which she is fully nude! We obtained the photos from a man in Nigeria who claims to be her real father. This same man also claims that he needs help moving a ..

Stephen Baldwin Federal Bailout?

Stephen Baldwin has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The court paper shows that Baldwin owes $1.2 million in two mortgages on a property about 30 miles north of New York City valued at $1.1 million. The youngest of the acting Baldwin brothers also owes more than $1 million in taxes and has about $70,000 in ..

Screen Shot from the New Twilight Sequel: New Moon

CelebJihad has obtained this screen shot from the upcoming sequel to last year’s runaway blockbuster, Twilight. The Twilight Saga: New Moon begins where the first installment left off. After Bella recovers from the vampire attack that almost claimed her life, she looks to celebrate her birthday with Edward and his family. However, a new enemy ..

Kelly Clarkson Announces Tour Dates

Brace yourselves, Kelly Clarkson is about to hit the road, and scientists think the resulting earthquake may be catastrophic. Kelly has announced the dates for her upcoming “Taste the Music” tour on her website. According to Kelly she included “smaller more delicious venues” so she is better able to connect with her fans. The tour ..

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini in her Prime

Jessica Simpson’s recent relationship troubles all stem from her past hotness. Think about it. If you are Tony Romo or John Mayer and you see pics of Jessica Simpson back in her prime when she was still with Nick Lachey you have to feel pretty resentful. By any measure Mayer and Romo are all around ..

Ben Rape-isberger? Pittsburgh QB Sued For Sexual Assault

Two-time Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger is being sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of an Lake Tahoe hotel who claims Roethlisberger forced her to have sex with him in July of 2008. See, if hotels in this country would require their female employees to wear burqas (or better yet, not hire females in the ..