James Cameron’s Avatar – Official Trailer

The trailer for James Cameron’s highly anticipated sci-fi thriller, Avatar, is out, and Celeb Jihad has obtained a copy. With an all-star cast and revolutionary special effects, Avatar promises to be nothing short of a blockbuster. Enjoy this exclusive first look&#8230

Bar Refaeli Behind The Scenes Bikini Pics

Here are the behind the scenes pictures of Bar Refaeli at her Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition shoot. Bar Refaeli is best known as the only Jew, who is not an agent, to screw Leonardo DiCaprio. She is a Zionist oppressor, and not nearly as attractive as an Arab woman. An Arab woman’s beauty is as ..

Eric Dane, Rebecca Gayheart, and Kari Ann Peniche’s Sex Tape Leaked

The latest celebrity sex tape features Grey’s Anatomy’s Eric Dane, his wife Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. Unfortunately, this “sex tape” doesn’t contain any, you know, sex. It’s just a disappointing video of three high, naked people hanging out around a hot tub. Eric doesn’t even Noxzema Rebecca’s ..

Naomi Campbell Is A Man

Naomi Campbell is a man. Or at the very least, Naomi Campbell has some form of penis. This is an upskirt picture of Naomi Campbell on a balcony at some club. She is not wearing any panties and there is clearly some “thing” between her legs that should not be there. The only question now ..

“White Chicks” Sequel = Punishment for Slavery

Multiple sources are reporting that the Wayans brothers and Sony Pictures are working on a sequel to the 2004 “comedy,” White Chicks. If this piece of garbage gets made, whites are officially off the hook for slavery. Sitting through another “White Chicks” will be punishment enough, so I don’t want to hear any more from ..

Khloe Kardashian Caught with Coke

The Kardashians haven’t been doing too hot lately. Kim and Reggie Bush just broke up, Kourtney’s pregnant, and now Khloe’s been caught with cocaine in her purse by her sisters. No worries though, Khloe will still be around to be her older sister Kim’s beard. She claims that the drugs aren’t hers, and that she’s ..

Ali Lohan is Not Aging Well

Ali Lohan is best known for being Lindsay Lohan’s little sister and starring on E!’s “Living Lohan” with her trailer trash mom Dina Lohan. That is to say, no one really knows or cares about her. But hang on, little sister? Apparently, this chick is 15. Okay, is it just me or does she look ..

Miley Cyrus’s Best Friend Mandy Jiroux is a Slut

Mandy Jiroux is a 21 year old model/dancer who also happens to be Miley Cyrus’s best friend. Big deal right? Well to Miley Cyrus fans this is a big deal. Apparently they are all in a tizzy over this girl being friends with Miley, and are convinced she is corrupting their beloved star. Miley Cyrus ..

Larry King is Hot

One word comes to mind when I see this pic of Larry King… SEX. Just look at this mofo. He’s got the sunken cheek bones and liver spots that drives the ladies wild. Some people are just genetically blessed I guess. Larry’s lips are all chapped and covered in Vaseline. Probably from kissing all those ..

Heidi Montag’s Playboy Pictures

Well the moment we’ve all been dreading is here. Heidi Montag’s Playboy pictures are out, and it is official Hugh Hefner is completely senile. Hef paid Heidi “Horse Face” Montag to appear in Playboy clothed. If anyone gets even remotely aroused from these pictures you have a problem. A stiff breezes has more of a ..

John Edwards is the Father of His Mistress’s Child

John Edwards, America’s favorite smarmy, phony, sack of s***, hillbilly former Senator is the father of his mistress’s child, the Enquirer is reporting. If true, this will be the second time he has been caught lying to the American public about his extramarital affair. In 2008 he admitted to cheating on his cancer ridden wife, ..

Regis Asks Kate Gosselin: What If Jon Wanted A Three Way?

Call it the case of the optimist vs. the pessimist, with Regis Philbin as Pollyanna, suggesting to Kate Gosselin on Thursday’s Live! With Regis & Kelly that one of these days her estranged husband Jon is going to come home with one of his new 20-something girls and propose a three way. “Now” said Philbin, ..