Demi Lovato And Joe Jonas Go Bi Together

OK this Disney f*ck fest is really getting out of hand. First it was Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez who were hooking up. Then Selena went bi and left Demi for Nick Jonas. Now it is Demi Lovato who is going bi with none other than Nick Jonas’ ex-boyfriend Joe Jonas. Demi Lovato and Joe ..

Alec Baldwin Rushed To Hospital

Alec Baldwin the head chieftain of the Baldwin clan was rushed to the hospital early this morning. The actor’s publisist claims that Alec is fine and that him being rushed to the hospital was a “misunderstanding”. Boy that ambulance driver’s face must be pretty red. Alec just called 911 because he wanted to be rushed ..

Taylor Swift At The Beach In A Skimpy Swimsuit

Grammy winning singing sensation Taylor Swift was photographed in this skimpy swimsuit at a beach in Australia yesterday. Why Taylor Swift thought it would be OK to go to a public beach practically naked is beyond me. Taylor thinks that because she is a famous celebrity she can go around showing her knees and lower ..

Lindsay Lohan Would Make an Obedient Wife

I used to think that Lindsay Lohan was a petulant little harlot too sullied and polluted by years of causal sex to ever be considered for marriage. But after reading that Lindsay may have been beaten by her former boyfriend Sam Ronson, I may have to reconsider. A supposed friend of Lindsay’s told the following ..

John Mayer’s Penis Is A Racist

John Mayer’s penis is at the center of a major controversy. When asked if he’d ever get with a black woman during a recent interview with Playboy magazine the singer revealed that, “I don’t think I open myself to it. My d*ck is sort of like a white supremacist. I’ve got a Benetton heart and ..

Justin Bieber Steals Her Dad’s Car

Teen singing sensation Justin Bieber was photographed driving her dad’s $200,000 Ferrari F430. Based on this photo we must assume that Justin Bieber is the daughter of a powerful oil sheik. We also must assume that she stole her dad’s car because there is no way a self-respecting sheik would let his daughter drive an ..

Blake Lively In A Bikini Being A Perv

Blake Lively the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl” was caught looking down girls’ shirts in her bikini in Miami this weekend. Lively was photographed out on her hotel balcony pretending to talk on her cell phone, so she could look out over the side and see down busty women’s tops. This is the ..

Twilight Star John Murtha Dies

Democratic Representative and Twilight star John Murtha died on Monday at the age of 77, according to media reports. He had been suffering complications after a gallbladder surgery. A retired Marine and a vociferous critic of the Iraq War, Murtha was set to appear in this year’s Twilight sequel, Twilight: Eclipse. He was cast as ..

Jennifer Aniston In A Bikini To Win Back Brad

Desperate toss aside Jennifer Aniston was in Cancun looking hot as hell in a bikini. Is there nothing Jennifer Aniston won’t do to win Brad Pitt back? I mean looking sexy in a bikini is an obvious ploy by Aniston to get Pitt’s attention. Notice how she crawls around with her ass up in the ..

Hooker Owned by Charlie Sheen Plunges Over Cliff

LOS ANGELES – A hooker that Charlie Sheen reported stolen from his Sherman Oaks home was found overturned hundreds of feet down a nearby cliff early Sunday, but there’s no evidence anyone was in the hooker when it went into the ravine, police said. Police got an emergency call around 4 a.m. from an OnStar-style ..

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby is for Sale

Reality T.V. star Kourtney Kardashian is tired of being a parent and is looking to find her son Mason a loving home. The star is offering to sell the child to a loving family for $5,000. “I’m just not cut out for this,” said Kardashian. “We’re both better off parting ways.” The final straw for ..

Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Are Dating

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are dating. The young Hollywood lesbian orgy is now in full swing! For those of you getting late to the party here is a quick summary of what has happened so far. First we found out that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in fact lesbian lovers. We then learned ..