New Twilight Eclipse Trailer

Wow fellow Twihards take a look at this new trailer I just found for Twilight Eclipse! This movie looks soooo good. I am going to have cut myself later to relieve the tension from having to wait for the release of Twilight Eclipse. Edward looks so sexy in this trailer. Of course Jacob does too. ..

Joe Jonas Definitely Not Gay

We here at Celeb Jihad have received a lot of flack from smart mouthed teen girls with low self-esteem and even lower spelling skills, ever since we suggested that singer, actor, and all around fancy boy Joe Jonas might be gay or at the very least play for both teams. Well as if to say ..

Sandra Bullock Is A Disloyal Wife

Sandra Bullock is a disloyal wife. Even after Jesse James was guilted by the Zionist media into issuing that ridiculous public apology for exercising his Allah given right as a man to pillage any woman’s vijeen he wants, Sandra still has not resumed her role at his side and instead moved out of his house ..

Jessica Alba’s Shows Serious Cleavage

Jessica Alba proves once again that motherhood has not changed her whore like ways, and its only impact on her has been saggier breasts. How I pity Jessica Alba’s child. Imagine having a mother that walked around in a revealing top like that, bent over so her bosom dangles for all to see. How much ..

Kim Kardashian Stomps Reggie Bush’s Dog to Death

Kim Kardashian was arrested and accused of animal abuse after she allegedly stomped Reggie Bush’s beloved dog to death. Miami police said they were called to Kardashian’s hotel Wednesday after a member of the cleaning staff brought the body of a dead dog to animal control officers. The dog, a small Pomeranian mix by the ..

Joslyn James Releases More Dirty Tiger Woods Text Messages

Tiger Woods’ mistress Joslyn James has made headlines today by releasing a series of very graphic text messages that Tiger allegedly sent her during their relationship. Here is a sample of the ones released that got my loins burning. – OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust. ..

Meet Jesse James Mistress Michelle “Bombshell” McGee

Like most of the nation I have been in tears for most of the day today after finding out that Jesse James has been having an affair behind Sandra Bullock’s back with some girl named Michelle “Bombshell” McGee. This news is so devastating that I, like most of you, will probably be forced to take ..

12 Anti-Irish Cartoons for St. Patrick’s Day

Immigrants often get a bad rap in the West. For the most part, it’s undeserved. A few bad apples (like myself) blow up a bus, behead a cartoonist, or set an unchaste woman on fire, and everyone overreacts and screams for deportations. It’s ridiculous. After all, if we are all deported, who will do the ..

Joe Jonas Beards For Demi Lovato

After months of negotiations Joe Jonas has appeared to finally come to an agreement with Demi Lovato to be her “beard”. A beard is someone of the opposite sex who dates an obvious homosexual to help them hide the fact that they are gay. Gay celebrities often use beards to mask their true sexual preferences ..

Tiger Woods Announces Return To Cheating

Tiger Woods made headlines today when he announced that his return to golf will take place at something called “The Masters”. That sounds like a pretty racist tournament to me, but what do you expect from a self-loathing black guy like Woods. More importantly though we have heard from a very reliable source (who may ..

Emma Watson Dumps Zionist Pig Boyfriend

Emma Watson has finally wised up and dumped her long time boyfriend 28-year-old financier Jew Jay Barrymore. Emma’s split with Jay comes just days after Israel announced the expansion of settlements in the West Bank. Coincidence? I think not! Emma Watson has obviously finally seen the truth about the Zionist cabal that is hell bent ..

Justin Bieber Concert Ends in Violence

A Justin Bieber concert in Gary, Indiana, ended in a near riot on Sunday after dozens of fans attacked a group of men wearing Jonas Brothers tee-shirts. The violence comes amid mounting tensions between Bieber, a known “C Queen” (a female member of the Crips), and longtime Blood, Nick Jonas. Prior to the concert, authorities ..