Britney Gives K. Fed a New Nickname: Fatterline

It’s been reported that Kevin Federline is getting $5,000 a week from Britney to bring her kids on tour with her. He’s also the newest pseudo-celebrity to get his own reality TV show, which is undoubtedly a well-paying gig too (though producers were upset to find out the name “The Biggest Loser” was already in ..

Chris Brown Can Not Beat Rihanna Assault Charge

Chris Brown could not beat the assault charge stemming from his abuse of former girlfriend Rihanna. Judge Patricia Schnegg slapped Brown with six months of community service earlier today. Even after he pounds the community service out Chris is still not in the clear. The judge also smacked the hell out of him with five ..

Kobe Bryant’s Secret Girlfriend

This is Amber from Dallas, TX and apparently she is Kobe Bryant’s secret girlfriend. People that know her in Dallas say that Kobe has been banging her for months, sending her sexual texts, and even flew her out to LA for a few Lakers’ games. Amber does look like Kobe’s type, that is to say ..

Demi Lovato Naked Pictures Countdown

Demi Lovato is an underage star on the Disney channel, so she is contractually obligated to take seductive pictures of herself with her cell phone. It is all part of Disney’s elaborate scheme to turn young girls into exhibitionists with severe princess complexes. I am almost certain that naked pictures of Demi Lovato exist and ..

Heidi Montag’s Performance At The Miss Universe Pageant

Heidi Montag Pratt performed at the Miss Universe Pageant last night. And by performed I mean she trotted her horse face around the stage, while lip-syncing to a heavily computerized version of her screeching in a studio. When is Spencer going to do us all a favor and stuff Heidi in a suitcase (just remember ..

All’s well that ends well: Ryan Jenkins hangs himself

A week ago I didn’t know who Ryan Jenkins was. But today I giggled when I found out he was dead. Life’s funny like that. Jenkins, who is suspected in the murder and mutilation of his ex-wife, Jasmine Fiore, was found dead in a Canadian hotel room from an apparent suicide. Don’t get me wrong, ..

Alexis Bledel In A Almost See Through Top

Here are some pics of Alexis Bledel (who is apparently a celebrity) in an almost see through top at some event I didn’t bother finding out what it was, so lets just say she is at cock fight. I know “almost see through” is about as useful as a fat chick during Prohibition, but I ..

Lion King Based on a True Story?

Was the Disney movie Lion King based on a true story? Because this picture appears to capture a real life Timon and Pumbaa hanging out together. Which is pretty awesome. Of course it is not quite as awesome as a pic of a real life mermaid with a sweet sea shell bra would be

Michael Jackson’s Burial Canceled Due To Poor Ticket Sales

Michael Jackson’s burial has been canceled due to poor ticket sales, a family spokesperson has said.   The burial had been planned for Jackson’s birthday, August 29th. But because of slumping ticket sales, investors have begun to pull their financial backing, forcing the family to postpone the service indefinitely.   Sources say the family is ..

Lindsay Lohan Fixed Her Face

Well Lindsay Lohan finally did it! She got collagen injections in her lips and nappy extensions put in her hair. For years people have been saying, “Yeah Lindsay is hot, but she would be much hotter if she looked like Brett Michaels”. Well lets see what they say now! This is just the jump start ..

Naked Picture Of Jackie Kennedy Found In Warhol’s “Junk”

Archivists sorting through Andy Warhol’s junk (no pun intended) have discovered a naked picture of Jackie Kennedy. Apparently Jackie O was good friends with Andy Warhol and had sent him the nude photo of herself as a joke. Jackie’s second husband, Aristotle Socrates Onassis, was the one who got a paparazzi to take pictures of ..