Chris Brown is Stalking Rihanna

As part of his plea deal, Chris Brown is required to stay 50 yards away from Rihanna at all times. However, last night Chris Brown waited in an SUV across the street while Rihanna had dinner at Cipriani in New York. His SUV then drove right by Rihanna as she left the restaurant. Also five ..

The Best Celebrity Plastic Surgery

Usually when you hear about celebrity plastic surgery the story involves some image obsessed celeb who went crazy and had their body and face mutilated. However, there are some celebs that go under the knife and actually come out looking better. Here is our list of the top celebrity plastic surgeries. Name: Heidi Klum What ..

Madonna Looks Fantastic

Damn Madonna is looking fine as hell! She was out in London the other day showing off her beautiful arms. I think they look like spider legs… sexy spider legs that is. I bet she could rip my dick off and beat me with it. I’m getting hot just thinking about it

Miranda Kerr Topless at the Beach

Miranda Kerr is a beautiful Victoria Secret model, but she is probably best known as the place where Orlando Bloom parks his manhood. Why a beauty like Miranda is wasting her feminine wiles on a man like Orlando Bloom is beyond me. As evident from his “Pirates of the Caribbean” movies Orlando is incapable of ..

Octomom’s Reality-TV Show: 15 Suggested Titles

“Octomom” Nadya Suleman and her 14 children have agreed to film a reality-TV show, and CelebJihad has obtained a leaked list of possible show titles. What’s your favorite?   Whole Bunch’a Bastards Just the Ten of Us…Without the Birth Defects Nadya Suleman’s Postpartum Pool Party The “Maybe Pat Buchanan Was Right About That Whole Culture ..

Joe Francis – Guards Gone Wild

Joe Francis, America’s favorite smut-peddling scumbag, is back in the news. The Associated Press is reporting that former Girls Gone Wild Producer Aaron Weinstein allegedly bribed two Reno prison guards with expensive gifts in exchange for preferential treatment for Francis while he was in the clink. “Preferential treatment” included use of prison telephones and not ..

Octomom’s kids to star in “Temptation Island” with John Mark Karr

The Associated Press is reporting that “Octomom” Nadya Suleman has arranged for her 14 children to star in a new reality television show. While details remain unconfirmed, rumor has it that the show will be a spin-off of the popular series Temptation Island, and will co-star America’s favorite pedophile, John Mark Karr. Karr, who won ..

Michael Jackson – Murder, Pride, and Paris Hilton

Sure Michael Jackson is a rotting stinking corpse right now, but that didn’t stop us from making fun of him when he was alive so I don’t see why it should stop us now. Here are some of the latest Michael Jackson headlines. Michael Jackson was murdered. Apparently the LAPD are going to announce that ..

Twilight New Moon Outtake

This is a screenshot with dialogue from the upcoming Twilight movie New Moon. Producers decided to cut the scene because they thought it made Robert Pattinson’s character “Edward” seem “too butch”

Erin Andrews Peephole Video

There has been a lot of controversy over ESPN reporter Erin Andrews’ alleged “Peephole Video”. Some say it is ethically wrong to view the video since it appears to be an invasion of privacy. I say, if women walk around their hotel rooms sans a burka they got to expect guys drilling holes in the ..

Scarlett Johansson Full Nude – Exclusive Photos

Celeb Jihad has obtained six sizzling photographs of what appears to be Scarlett Johansson in various states of undress, including one photo in which she is fully nude! We obtained the photos from a man in Nigeria who claims to be her real father. This same man also claims that he needs help moving a ..

Stephen Baldwin Federal Bailout?

Stephen Baldwin has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The court paper shows that Baldwin owes $1.2 million in two mortgages on a property about 30 miles north of New York City valued at $1.1 million. The youngest of the acting Baldwin brothers also owes more than $1 million in taxes and has about $70,000 in ..