Tiger Woods Had Gay Sex

According to one time Playboy model and alleged Tiger Woods’ mistress Loredana Jolie, Tiger had sex with other men in front of her. Loredana says she is planning to tell all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the ..

Tila Tequila Inherits Lifetime Supply of KY Jelly from Casey Johnson

Tila Tequila has inherited a lifetime supply of KY Jelly from her deceased fiancee Casey Johnson, the former heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. According to the will, Casey wanted to leave Tila a Johnson & Johnson product she could use. Other Johnson & Johnson products that were willed to Tila include a five-year ..

Tiger Woods And Wife Elin Set To Star In New Movie

Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin Nordegren have been cast in a new movie. The film which is scheduled to begin shooting in February is a sequel to the popular “Broke Back Mountain” franchise tentatively titled “Broke Black Golfer”. In the movie Tiger will play a cowboy golfer with a penchant for whores… lots ..

Rihanna Risks Ultimate Beating

Less than one year after getting beat down by Chris Brown, Rihanna is dating again. Her choice? Somewhat curious considering it is a man who makes his living swinging a baseball bat – Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp. Standing at 6’3, 230 pounds Kemp is equipped to throttle the obviously masochistic Rihanna in a way that ..

Sienna Miller In A Bikini Fighting With A Butt Weevil

Sienna Miller is an actress from such films as… ummm… well you’ve probably heard her name before because she is beautiful. Anyway Sienna was at the beach the other day in this tiny little pink bikini when she appears to have been viciously attacked by a malicious seafaring butt weevil. As you can see in ..

Megan Fox Has Plastic Surgery On Her Lips

In her relentless pursuit to look like she gives great head Megan Fox had plastic surgery on her lips over New Years weekend. As you can see in the picture above Megan is trying to hide the fact that her lips are so swollen they look like Daffy Duck. What Megan fails to realize is ..

Tiger Woods Topless In Vanity Fair

The new issue of Vanity Fair will feature a topless Tiger Woods trying to do his best impression of a black man (lifting weights while wearing a skullcap). I always just assumed Tiger Woods was getting all these women because he was rich and famous, but boy was I wrong. Tiger has some major sex ..

Miley Cyrus Gets Her Face And Crotch Creamed

Miley Cyrus got her face and crotch creamed while onstage in the UK the other day. It is probably not the first time and definitely not the last Miley takes a load of cream. In an apparent “prank” Miley’s backup dancer (who looks like he is no stranger to taking cream himself) gets covered in ..

George Clooney’s Up in the Air Promotes Hurtful Muslim Stereotypes

Recently I watched a bootleg copy of the new George Clooney film, Up In the Air. It’s been a long time since I’ve been so offended. I found the film to be very unrealistic and extremely insulting. For example, George Clooney’s character spends most of his life traveling the U.S. via the commercial airlines. Inexplicably, ..

Top 5 Celebrity Deaths Of 2009

The New Year is a time for reflection, and we here at Celeb Jihad have a saying “Durka durka Muhammad tuck tuck jihad Allah” which loosely translates to “The only good celebrity is a dead celebrity”. So let us take a moment to reflect on the top 5 celebrity deaths of 2009. Allah willing 2010 ..

Selena Gomez Forgets To Wear Pants

Selena Gomez is the 17 year old star of the hit Disney show “Wizards of Waverly Place”. She also is incredibly absent minded and a terrible role model for young girls. As the photos below show, Selena Gomez completely forgets to wear pants. How a woman could go out and have her picture taken without ..

Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab Voted 2009’s Sexiest Man Alive

The results are in, and alleged al Qaeda member and would-be suicide bomber Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab has been voted 2009’s Sexiest Man Alive by CelebJihad.com readers. His wealth, good looks, and fanatical devotion to Jihad were the top-three reasons readers cited when choosing Abdulmutallab. Abdulmutallab narrowly edged out George Clooney, who was the runner up. ..