Kelly Clarkson Announces Tour Dates

Brace yourselves, Kelly Clarkson is about to hit the road, and scientists think the resulting earthquake may be catastrophic. Kelly has announced the dates for her upcoming “Taste the Music” tour on her website. According to Kelly she included “smaller more delicious venues” so she is better able to connect with her fans. The tour ..

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini in her Prime

Jessica Simpson’s recent relationship troubles all stem from her past hotness. Think about it. If you are Tony Romo or John Mayer and you see pics of Jessica Simpson back in her prime when she was still with Nick Lachey you have to feel pretty resentful. By any measure Mayer and Romo are all around ..

Ben Rape-isberger? Pittsburgh QB Sued For Sexual Assault

Two-time Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger is being sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of an Lake Tahoe hotel who claims Roethlisberger forced her to have sex with him in July of 2008. See, if hotels in this country would require their female employees to wear burqas (or better yet, not hire females in the ..

Fergie finds an extra “hump”

I always figured Fergie loved big cock, I just had no idea that Allah had blessed her with one of her own. Her obsession with her “lovely lady lumps” always seemed odd, and now we know why. This girl has a penis as big as minaret! This also explains why will.i.am’s clan reacted so violently ..

Chris Brown Threatens Rihanna with an “Axe”

Look out, Rihanna! Chris Brown is gonna “axe” you! He’s gonna “axe” us all! In a rambling video obtained exclusively by CelebJihad, singer Chris Brown threatens to “axe” Rihanna as well as his own mother, his minister, and his fans. The axing threat comes after a rambling tirade in which Brown refuses to apologize for ..

Michael Jackson will look like Lando Calrissian in the year 2000

Apparently people in 1985 just couldn’t wait to know what Michael Jackson would look like at the start of the new millennium.  So Ebony magazine commissioned an artist to predict how the King of Pop would appear in the year 2000. So, how’d they do? Did Michale Jackson look like a pastel-clad Lando Calrissian in ..

Lindsay Lohan in UK GQ Magazine

Here is the picture of Lindsay Lohan from this month’s issue of the UK version of GQ magazine. She appears to be either airing out her vag, or stretching before a vigorous scissoring session with Samantha. Her butt looks pretty good though

Pam Anderson and Mischa Barton are Zombies

I regretfully must announce that Pam Anderson and Mischa Barton have been turned into zombies. When this unfortunate event occurred is still in question, but there can be no denying the photographic evidence provided below. But on a positive note this marks the first time either actress has lusted after brains!

Emma Watson Topless – Real or Fake?

This topless pic of Emma Watson was posted online by someone claiming to be her ex-boyfriend. It looks pretty real to me. What do you Photoshop experts think?

Soulja Boy’s Twitter Pictures

Soulja Boy the musical genius behind such hits as “That one song with the dance about Superman” posted the following pics on his Twitter page with the caption “Ladies only”. Unfortunately for Soulja I’m a Celeb Jihadist, so I posted his pictures in the “Casual Encounters” section of Craigslist under “M4M” (male for male). I ..

Video of Michael Jackson’s Hair Catching Fire in 1984

The video of Michael Jackson’s hair catching fire from the 1984 Pepsi shoot was finally released. Michael Jackson apologists will tell this is what caused his addiction to pain killers, but I still contend that his pain killer addiction stems from having to fit his big black wang in small children. He has so much ..