Sonny’s Boner For Daughter Chastity

In a moving display of maternal support Cher has donated the preserved penis of ex-husband Sonny Bono to daughter / son (whatever!) Chastity, to be used in her upcoming female to male sexual reassignment surgery. At a press conference in Los Angeles this morning Cher revealed “After the skiing accident I had Sonny’s remains preserved ..

Madonna Shows Off Her Man Arms

Who says you can’t be a sex symbol after 70? Allah, that’s who. The “Material Girl” is back, and this time the “material” seems to consist mainly of male growth hormones she stole from A-Rod and old-lady skin. But Madonna’s grotesque appearance isn’t slowing her down. This past weekend she kicked off her “Sticky and ..

Joanna and Marta Krupa are the Hottest Sisters

Joanna and Marta Krupa are the hottest sisters since the Olsen twins (before they were legal). Mr and Mrs Krupa should be tried for crimes against humanity for only having 2 daughters. Don’t tell me they did not notice how hot they were. They could have easy squeezed out a few more and made this ..

Michael Jackson Buried Beside His Dead Career

Just moments ago Michael Jackson was laid to rest at Forest Lawn Memorial Park in Hollywood Hills. His casket was buried just a few feet away from the remains of his long-dead career. Jackson’s career, which had been a major part of the singer’s life since 1964, passed away in 2003 after a prolonged 10-year ..

Confessions From Neverland

Celeb Jihad has exclusive interviews with staff workers at Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch. These are the real people who saw the real Michael Jackson up close and, often times, way too personal. You won’t get these on CNN, FOX or even TMZ. Why? Because they didn’t think to send a meth head to work undercover ..

Kim Kardashian Bikini BBQ

Here are pictures of Kim Kardashian BBQing her latest kill. The woman is sadistic. Why you Americans worship her huge ass I’ll never know, but I definitely hate you for it. I hope you all choke while you are cramming phallic shaped swine down your gullets to celebrate your “freedom” this 4th of July. Peace ..

Jessica Simpson Goes Braless

Looks like Jessica Simpson is bulking up for football season. Jessica is embracing her new gig as a role model for chunky girls. She wore this tight dress with horizontal stripes when she sang the National Anthem at the Tiger Tourney Golf Event in Maryland yesterday. The only redeeming quality of the dress was that ..

Marilyn Manson Has Gotten Fat

Sweet dreams are made of cheese. The goth shock rocker Marilyn Manson has put on a considerable amount of weight since his breakup with long time girlfriend Evan Woods. When reached for comment Manson had this to say, “Sometimes when I’m sad I cut myself… another slice of cheese cake&#8221

Second Plane Hits Michael Jackson

Fans still reeling from the shocking events of last Thursday have been shaken by the news that a second plane has just hit Michael Jackson. The aircraft, an American Airlines Boeing 737 struck the LA County Coroner’s vehicle carrying the body of the deceased superstar, en route to the Jackson family home. First reports suggest ..

Denise Richards in a Bikini

Denise Richards was photographed at the beach in her bikini yesterday. She has obviously been doing her ab exercises. Of course by ab exercises I mean bobbing her upper body up and down quickly on something (probably a producer at E!). Why Charlie Sheen let this whore escape his harem I’ll never know. &nbsp