Joanna Krupa Gets Naked For Playboy

After years of paying her dues doing tickle porn and taking her clothes off for minor adult websites (and lets face it probably any guy who drove a nice enough car) Joanna Krupa finally made a name for herself by getting on the ABC show “Dancing With The Stars”. Like many of the “celebrities” on ..

Brock Lesnar Is In Serious Condition

Breaking news: Years of abusing anabolic steroids and prescription painkillers may be harmful to your health! UFC heavyweight champion Brock “HGH” Lesnar is in serious condition and may be transferred to the Mayo clinic to have “major surgery” according to UFC President Dana White. White went on to say that Brock’s condition is so serious ..

Carrie Prejean Has 30 Naked Pictures And 8 Sex Tapes

After lying and denying it was her, Carrie Prejean has now finally admitted that she once made a tape of herself masturbating. Well apparently that isn’t the whole truth either. Reports are now coming out that there are 8 sex tape of Carrie Prejean, all of them solo performances, just like the one sex tape ..

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Don’t Call My Fat Sister Fat

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz has lashed out at those who call her fat sister Jessica fat. Speaking to Women’s Health magazine, Ashlee said, “It’s disgusting that people would say those things. My fat sister has an incredible body. I feel sorry for anyone who would judge her, because she’s one sexy fat lady.” We here at CelebJihad ..

Video: Carrie Prejean’s Sex Tape Leaked

Well the inevitable has happened, the Carrie Prejean (Miss California) sex tape has been leaked to the Internet. I agree with Carrie Prejean that same sex marriage should not be made legal, but I still find her stance on the subject morally weak. How about actually standing for something Carrie? How about being a righteous ..

Leighton Meester In Rolling Stone Magazine

Leighton Meester is the star of the CW show “Gossip Girl”, but if you are like me then you probably know her as the girl who was supposed to have a sex tape leak like 4 months ago. What the hell has happened to this country, that all of a sudden celebrities can get their ..

Miranda Kerr Shows Her Ass

Wow it must suck to be Orlando Bloom, between these pics of Miranda Kerr’s ass and these of her topless I’ve pretty much seen his girlfriend naked. How do you like that Mr hot shot movie star? I can picture your girl nude and do nasty things to her whenever I want and there isn’t ..

Hot New Couple Alert: Audrina Patridge and Kirk Douglas

Audrina Patridge and Kirk Douglas are Hollywood’s newest item according to a source close to the couple. The pair was spotted on a date at the Garden of Palms Assisted Living Center Tuesday night alongside friends. “They were at a table with friends, but Kirk and Audrina, who sat next to each other, seemed to ..

Britney Spears Admits To Worshiping The Devil

By Muhammad’s beard! Britney Spears has just admitted to worshiping Satan! Brit said the following on her Twitter account, We here at Celeb Jihad have worked tirelessly to warn the masses that all celebrities are Satan worshiping shape shifting reptiles, hell-bent on world domination. Now the truth comes out! Britney was not done there though, ..

Olivia Wilde In See Through Top Pictures

She-Devil Olivia Wilde is at it again. In these latest pics of Olivia the actress again tries to seduce me and steal my soul with her eyes. Not only that but she is stepping her game up, and also trying to use her nipples to conquer me. I honestly can’t say which is more hypnotic ..

Twilight Saga: Eclipse Has Been Canceled

Post-production work on The Twilight Saga: Eclipse, the third installment of the Twilight franchise, has been canceled, Summit Entertainment has announced. Although principal photography was completed earlier this year, Summit’s founder Patrick Wachsberger said it isn’t worth everyone’s time and effort to finish another Twilight film. “Look, the cast, the crew, the producers; we’re all ..

Keanu Reeves Is Immortal

By now those of you who read this site know that all celebrities are involved in the dark arts, and are most likely reptilian creatures who have taken human form to control our minds and sell magazines. That much is obvious. However, I just uncovered some startling new information! It appears that these satanic shape ..