Weekend At Bernie Mac’s

Universal Pictures announced this week that they have started filming a new feature-length comedy called “Weekend At Bernie Mac’s”. The film’s producer, Joel Wiseman, is excited with how the movie is progressing. According to Wiseman, “early on filming was slow and tedious as Bernie Mac was too stiff, but over the past week he has ..

Retraction: Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys

Earlier this week People Magazine reported that Latin-pop sensation “Ricky Martin Welcomes Twin Boys,” and suggested that Martin had, with the help of a surrogate, fathered children. However, in an exclusive interview with Martin’s housekeeper, CelebJihad has learned that Martin is not a father, but rather a middle-aged man who welcomes twin boys into his ..

Tila Tequila’s Dating Tips

Tila Tequila might seem unattainable, but deep down she’s just a regular girl…a regular girl with a dad who fucked up real, real bad. We recently caught up with the sexy star of A Shot at Love and asked her for some frank advice about modern dating.   Ladies, having standards is important, but make ..

10 Little Known Facts About Gary Busey

10) Gary Busey’s diet consists almost entirely of bark and dolphin meat. 9) In 2004 the city of Newport Beach selected Gary Busey to host the annual Newport Autism Charity Banquet, an honor that caused him to boil his pets in disgust. 8) Gary Busey has a strong fear of the handicapped. 7) Gary Busey ..

Obama Takes Slight Dip In Polls

The latest CelebJihad.com presidential tracking poll shows Illinois Senator Barrack Obama’s poll numbers dipping slightly over the weekend, with Arizona Senator John McCain gaining .00000000000000000000002%. In unrelated news, a recent poll shows that the Church of Scientology has seen a 25% decline among African-Americans. Special thanks to Joe S. and John P. for help with ..

Perez Richie Still Unable to Find Mass Audience

Two years after launching his celebrity blog perezrichie.com, local overweight homosexual Perez Richie has been unable to find much of an audience. Richie, a semi-literate immigrant from Guatemala, has been attempting to piggyback the success of his hero, Perez Hilton, but has thus far been unable to even remotely rival perezhilton.com, as evidenced by his ..

The Corky Sex Tape

Yeah that’s right, Corky has a sex tape. Corky gave the sex tape to a neighbor’s cat because according to the neighbor “Corky just loves Mr. Muff Buff’s puffy tail”. The neighbor is in talks with Shiny Object Entertainment to distribute the video, but it may never see the light of day. Corky has filed ..

Al Sharpton, Danny Glover call for boycott of Niger

The Reverend Al Sharpton called for a boycott of Niger on Sunday, urging Americans not to travel to or purchase products from the West African nation until its government agrees to a name change. Speaking to supporters gathered in front of the Nigerien Embassy in Washington D.C., Sharpton called the county’s name “outdated and hurtful” ..

Obama wows children, grandchildren of Nazis

Berlin (CelebJihad.com) – More than 200,000 descendants of the Third Reich lined the streets of Berlin yesterday hoping to catch a glimpse of Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama. The awe-struck crowd, desperately trying to alleviate its collective guilt by listening to a black man speak, seemed completely enthralled by the highly charismatic leader. “Here I ..

Kim Kardashian accused of setting baby raccoon on fire

A Los Angles County Judge ordered Kim Kardashian held in lieu of $250,000 bail Wednesday for allegedly torturing a live baby raccoon by pouring gasoline on it and lighting it on fire. Kardashian, best known for her role on the reality television show Keeping up with the Kardashians, was taken into custody by Los Angels ..