Twilight Star John Murtha Dies

Democratic Representative and Twilight star John Murtha died on Monday at the age of 77, according to media reports. He had been suffering complications after a gallbladder surgery. A retired Marine and a vociferous critic of the Iraq War, Murtha was set to appear in this year’s Twilight sequel, Twilight: Eclipse. He was cast as ..

Jennifer Aniston In A Bikini To Win Back Brad

Desperate toss aside Jennifer Aniston was in Cancun looking hot as hell in a bikini. Is there nothing Jennifer Aniston won’t do to win Brad Pitt back? I mean looking sexy in a bikini is an obvious ploy by Aniston to get Pitt’s attention. Notice how she crawls around with her ass up in the ..

Hooker Owned by Charlie Sheen Plunges Over Cliff

LOS ANGELES – A hooker that Charlie Sheen reported stolen from his Sherman Oaks home was found overturned hundreds of feet down a nearby cliff early Sunday, but there’s no evidence anyone was in the hooker when it went into the ravine, police said. Police got an emergency call around 4 a.m. from an OnStar-style ..

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby is for Sale

Reality T.V. star Kourtney Kardashian is tired of being a parent and is looking to find her son Mason a loving home. The star is offering to sell the child to a loving family for $5,000. “I’m just not cut out for this,” said Kardashian. “We’re both better off parting ways.” The final straw for ..

Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Are Dating

Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are dating. The young Hollywood lesbian orgy is now in full swing! For those of you getting late to the party here is a quick summary of what has happened so far. First we found out that Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were in fact lesbian lovers. We then learned ..

Lock Up Your Whores Tiger Woods Leaving Sex Rehab

Lock up your whores Tiger Woods is going to be released from sex rehab later today. Tiger’s wife Elin Nordegren is already in Hattiesburg, Mississippi to pick him up. After completely 3 months of sex rehab were he constantly talked about his deepest darkest sexual urges but was not allowed to act on them Tiger ..

Jennifer Aniston Pretends To Care About Haiti To Win Back Brad

Noted bunny boiler and President of the Women with Low Self-Esteem International Jennifer Aniston is so desperate to win back her former husband Brad Pitt that she has resorted to pretending to give a crap about Haiti. After already shilling out a ton of her own cash to help the Haitian relief effort Aniston has ..

Demi Lovato And Miley Cyrus Are Dating

Wow this is getting good. After we just reported that Demi Lovato, heart broken from her recent breakup with longtime girlfriend Selena Gomez, had taken a lesbian vacation. Demi is back in LA and dating none other than noted town bicycle Miley Cyrus. Skeptics will argue that Miley is just an obvious rebound for Demi, ..

Demi Lovato Lesbian Bikini Vacation

Demi Lovato is not taking the breakup with her long time lesbian companion Selena Gomez well, so she went on vacation to what appears to be a lesbian resort in the Bahamas. At the resort Demi was photographed in her bikini getting friendly with a large topless “diesel dyke” in red swim trunks. No word ..

Breaking News: Justin Bieber Gets First Pube

Celeb Jihad has just learned that soon to be 16-year-old and Canadian songstress Justin Bieber has just got her first pube! Justin was said to be frightened at first, but she had a nice long talk with her mom and is now excited that she is beginning her long overdue transformation into womanhood. No word ..

Olivia Wilde in Italian GQ Magazine

The enchantress she-devil known as Olivia Wilde was at it again trying to steal the souls of men with her hypnotic blue eyes and relentless sex appeal. This time Olivia took to the pages of the Italian version of GQ magazine. This latest move by the demon child is a curious one. You would think ..

Tim Tebow Super Bowl Ad Switched To Pro-Abortion

After a disastrous performance by Tim Tebow at the Senior Bowl on Saturday, the group behind his controversial Super Bowl ad says it is changing its’ message. Originally the ad was supposed to feature a Pro-Life message with Tim Tebow’s mom Pam Tebow reciting the story how she ignored her doctor’s suggestion to terminate her ..