Hayden Panettiere Nip Slip

Who says you have to have breasts to have a nip slip? Itty bitty titty committee actress Hayden Panettiere, who plays a cheerleader on the NBC TV series “Heroes”, shows that nip slips can happen to almost anyone. It is hard to get a good look at Hayden’s mosquito bite, but from what I can ..

Who Will Get The Cover Of Playboy Tara Or Kelly

Tara Reid has announced that she went completely naked for Playboy’s December issue. If that isn’t disturbing enough “Real Housewives of New York” star Kelly Bensimon is also set to appear naked in that very same issue. What the hell is Playboy doing? Tara Reid and Kelly Bensimon in the same issue? Are they doing ..

Miley Cyrus Almost Nip Slip

Miley Cyrus better be more careful! Her left nipple is dangerously close to popping all the way out of her top in this picture. Since Miley is still just 16-years-old, if her nipple pops out then she is producing underage porn, and I’d be forced to make a citizen’s arrest. Hey I don’t make the ..

Kristen Stewart Bites Her Lower Lip A Lot Video

Kristen Stewart the star of the upcoming movie “Twilight New Moon” is a brilliant actress. As the video below shows Kristen isn’t afraid to totally put herself into a role by constantly doing her annoying tick of licking then biting her lower lip. Rumor has it that in one intense scene in “Twilight New Moon” ..

Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Ass in See Through Leggings

Desperate for attention Jennifer Love Hewitt shows off her dumpy ass in some see through leggings. Jennifer, let me just say that your whole I’m a cute little girlie girl thing doesn’t work anymore. What are you damn near 40 now? Grow the hell up, your only coming off as sad and pathetic. But I’m ..

Hugh Laurie Has A Secret Crush On Olivia Wilde

Hugh Laurie’s heart breaks as he watches his secret crush Olivia Wilde flirt with Justin Timberlake Hugh Laurie the actor who plays “House” on the Fox TV show “House” has a super secret crush on his cast mate Olivia Wilde. When the cast has downtime they like to play the game FMK (Fuck Marry Kill) ..

Madonna Inks Endorsement Deal For Vaginal Pessaries

Madonna has reportedly inked a seven-figure endorsement deal with Hiltex, Inc., the world’s largest supplier of vaginal pessaries. A pessary is a small plastic or silicone medical device which is used for vaginal support and to offer a solution to incontinence and/or prolapse in older women. “Madonna doesn’t want to slow down just because she’s ..

Jessica Alba’s Wet Sex Scene

Here are some hot screen caps of Jessica Alba in a sex scene getting her boobies squeezed in a bathtub. This movie must be artsy because Jessica Alba is notoriously uptight, and the only way someone like her would agree to shoot a scene with some guy palming her breasts would be for the sake ..

Miley Cyrus’ Boyfriend Forced Her To Quit Twitter

Yesterday 16-year-old Miley Cyrus deleted her Twitter account (see here) because her 19-year-old boyfriend Liam Hemsworth told her too. One of Miley’s last tweets stated, “FYI Liam doesn’t have a twitter and he wants ME to delete mine with good reason.” When reached for comment Liam had this to say, “Bitch needs to focus on ..

Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize For Murdering Impoverished Pirates

President Barack Obama has been awarded the 2009 Nobel Prize for Peace. The Nobel committee sited Obama’s deep commitment to shooting impoverished Somali pirates in the head as the determining factor in awarding him the prize. “Sure his theoretical achievements such as closing Guantanamo Bay or ending the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan are impressive,” ..

Rihanna Tries To Seduce Justin With See Through Dress

Rihanna continued her quest to snag Justin Timberlake from Jessica Biel by wearing this see through dress. Rihanna made sure to show that her booty can rival Jessica’s as far as shape and plumpness. Justin Timberlake should go with Rihanna. He’s been stuck with Jessica Biel for years now he has to be tired of ..

Miley Cyrus Strokes 3 Brown Cocks (Shocking Photo)

CelebJihad has obtained a shocking photo of teen sensation Miley Cyrus stroking three large brown cocks! The disgusting photo was sent to us by an unnamed source who claims there is also a video of Miley’s cock stroking escapades. The photo is sure to cause outrage among the parents of Miley’s millions of pre-teen fans. ..