Heidi Montag’s Performance At The Miss Universe Pageant

Heidi Montag Pratt performed at the Miss Universe Pageant last night. And by performed I mean she trotted her horse face around the stage, while lip-syncing to a heavily computerized version of her screeching in a studio. When is Spencer going to do us all a favor and stuff Heidi in a suitcase (just remember ..

All’s well that ends well: Ryan Jenkins hangs himself

A week ago I didn’t know who Ryan Jenkins was. But today I giggled when I found out he was dead. Life’s funny like that. Jenkins, who is suspected in the murder and mutilation of his ex-wife, Jasmine Fiore, was found dead in a Canadian hotel room from an apparent suicide. Don’t get me wrong, ..

Alexis Bledel In A Almost See Through Top

Here are some pics of Alexis Bledel (who is apparently a celebrity) in an almost see through top at some event I didn’t bother finding out what it was, so lets just say she is at cock fight. I know “almost see through” is about as useful as a fat chick during Prohibition, but I ..

Lion King Based on a True Story?

Was the Disney movie Lion King based on a true story? Because this picture appears to capture a real life Timon and Pumbaa hanging out together. Which is pretty awesome. Of course it is not quite as awesome as a pic of a real life mermaid with a sweet sea shell bra would be

Michael Jackson’s Burial Canceled Due To Poor Ticket Sales

Michael Jackson’s burial has been canceled due to poor ticket sales, a family spokesperson has said.   The burial had been planned for Jackson’s birthday, August 29th. But because of slumping ticket sales, investors have begun to pull their financial backing, forcing the family to postpone the service indefinitely.   Sources say the family is ..

Lindsay Lohan Fixed Her Face

Well Lindsay Lohan finally did it! She got collagen injections in her lips and nappy extensions put in her hair. For years people have been saying, “Yeah Lindsay is hot, but she would be much hotter if she looked like Brett Michaels”. Well lets see what they say now! This is just the jump start ..

Naked Picture Of Jackie Kennedy Found In Warhol’s “Junk”

Archivists sorting through Andy Warhol’s junk (no pun intended) have discovered a naked picture of Jackie Kennedy. Apparently Jackie O was good friends with Andy Warhol and had sent him the nude photo of herself as a joke. Jackie’s second husband, Aristotle Socrates Onassis, was the one who got a paparazzi to take pictures of ..

Madonna = Mary Poppins on Meth

If you’ve ever wondered what Mary Poppins would look like if she was on Meth, Madonna has been kind enough to show you. This week, the Material “Girl” celebrated her 51st birthday in Italy by desperately trying to keep the sun from melting her thin layer of remaining skin. This is Madonna’s first birthday since ..

James Cameron’s Avatar – Official Trailer

The trailer for James Cameron’s highly anticipated sci-fi thriller, Avatar, is out, and Celeb Jihad has obtained a copy. With an all-star cast and revolutionary special effects, Avatar promises to be nothing short of a blockbuster. Enjoy this exclusive first look&#8230

Bar Refaeli Behind The Scenes Bikini Pics

Here are the behind the scenes pictures of Bar Refaeli at her Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition shoot. Bar Refaeli is best known as the only Jew, who is not an agent, to screw Leonardo DiCaprio. She is a Zionist oppressor, and not nearly as attractive as an Arab woman. An Arab woman’s beauty is as ..