Jennifer Love Hewitt Flashes Cleavage In Attempt To Land Husband

In a last ditch desperate attempt to land a husband before her uterus dries up and falls out, Jennifer Love Hewitt bent over and flashed some serious cleavage at an event in LA yesterday. Sources tell us that throughout the event Jennifer Love Hewitt was continuously bending over to pick up things, and leaning forward ..

Emma Watson Caught Kissing Her Lesbian Lover

Known witch Emma Watson was photographed kissing her lesbian lover, one Gertrude Cuntstein outside of “Scissors” nightclub in New York. As a practitioner of the dark arts Emma Watson stands against everything that is right and pure in the world. So it stands to reason that she would shun the Allah sanctioned heterosexual relations for ..

Kim Kardashian Pretends To Be A Pedo With Justin Bieber

46 year old porn star Kim Kardashian was photographed yesterday frolicking on the beach with 16 year old Justin Bieber. Kim Kardashian and Justin Bieber are reportedly “just friends”, but Kim seems to get a kick out of pretending her and the nubile Bieber are dating. When did it become OK for a fat ass ..

Demi Lovato Dyes Her Hair Blonde Sets Bad Example

Oh my God I can not believe Demi did this. Doesn’t she know she is a role model to millions of young girls? How could Demi Lovato go and put blonde highlights in her hair. What kind of message is that sending to her fans? Getting blonde highlights is basically like saying “I want to ..

Kim Kardashian Flashes Boobs And Butt In A Bikini

Porn star Kim Kardashian was photographed at a hotel pool in Miami in a bikini 3 sizes to small for her. As Kim laid at the pool her ample boobs almost spilled out of her top numerous times, and when she stood up the crack of her butt was clearly visible by all the other ..

Miley Cyrus Upskirt No Panties Picture

There has been a lot of controversy from prudes about the Miley Cyrus upskirt picture above in which she is not wearing any panties. Puritan Westerners are complaining that showing a picture of 17 year old Miley Cyrus’ vagina is “child porn”. These backwards countries still consider 17 year old women like Miley, who have ..

Selena Gomez Blows John Corbett Video

Does Selena Gomez have no shame? Apparently not! In the video below Selena Gomez, the 17 year old Disney star and notorious floozy, blows her costar 65 year old John Corbett on the set of their new movie. The video starts with Selena Gomez babbling about something I didn’t pay attention to. Then at the ..

Ex-Wife Heroically Sells Gary Coleman Death Bed Pic

Above is Gary Coleman’s death bed picture which his ex-wife reportedly sold to The Globe for $10,000. I for one would like to applaud Gary Coleman’s ex-wife for having the good sense to take this picture and profit from it. There is nothing sexier than a woman who has the good sense to see a ..

Katy Perry vs. Lady Gaga Catfight

When Lady Gaga made her intentionally blasphemous video, “Alejandro,” I was sure Allah would want me to exact revenge. I stayed up all night with my saber by my side, hoping Allah would call on me to cut off her head. But the call never came, and the phone company says my phone is working ..

Emma Watson Shows Off Her Legs Pics

Well this is not surprising, enchantress Emma Watson is at it again. This time she is trying to corrupt the souls of men by showing off her smooth milky white legs. Emma Watson needs to realize that her black magic has no effect on devout Muslims like myself. She can show all the leg, breast, ..

Robert Pattinson Cancels Appearance Due to Hemorrhoids

Actor and Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson was forced to cancel an appearance this afternoon due to a severe case of hemorrhoids, sources close to the actor say. The hemorrhoids, which are rumored to be the size of ping-pong balls, are reportedly limiting Pattinson’s mobility and causing extreme discomfort. Pattinson was scheduled to perform a vampire-themed ..

Miley Cyrus Teaches Girls How To Sit Like A Lady

Miley Cyrus, her name is synonymous with class and sophistication. Now Miley is trying to pass on her natural refined qualities to her fans. Miley released the instructional picture above, to teach young girls how to sit properly in a dress. According to Miley* “A lot of girls out there don’t know how to sit ..