There has been a lot of talk recently about the new James Cameron movie “Avatar”. Some people think it is a revolutionary work of art, others think it is complete crap. Instead of possibly wasting your time and money actually going to see this questionable film we have provided an image that summarizes the movie ..
Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times. Brittany Murphy’s death looks like ..
Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32. Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and ..
Just look at my new girlfriend, Victoria Secret model Candice Swanepoel, in that bikini. Isn’t she a vision? Of course Candice doesn’t know she is my girlfriend just yet. In fact we have never even met. However, there is not a woman alive that can resist a passionate man who is on a mission. Once ..
Well the day we have been fearing has finally come. Tara Reid’s Playboy pictures have been leaked to the Internet! Thank Allah the Playboy Airbrushing department put in the countless hours necessary to make these pictures viewable. I think we all remember Tara Reid making headlines for her horribly mutilated body, after her plastic surgeon ..
One of Tiger Woods’ many many whores, Jamie Junger is trying to sell naked pictures of Tiger to various media outlets. Tiger’s attorneys have obtained an order prohibiting any papers from publishing naked pictures of Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers told her relatives that she took pictures of the golfing great while he was naked in ..
James Cameron’s Avatar opened last night, and audiences were blown away by the audaciousness of the film. In particular, moviegoers seemed both shocked and dismayed by the film’s twist ending in which it is revealed that the planet Pandora was actually Earth all along. Other surprising scenes included a sequence in which it is revealed ..
Taylor Momsen the 16-year-old star of the CW show “Gossip Girl” was photographed walking around in an extremely short skirt and what appears to be garters. Obviously this is a power move by Taylor to steal Miley Cyrus’ crown as the sluttiest underage actress. I must admit that the garters and torn fishnet stockings really ..
Celeb Jihad has just learned that Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has moved past the “I’m pissed as sh*t” stage, and on to the revenge stage of dealing with her husband’s infidelities. According to a source close to Elin she is making plans to have revenge sex with a number of Tiger’s fellow golfers. We ..
Pop star and ex punching bag Rihanna expresses herself as a woman the only way a woman can by posing almost nude for pictures in a magazine. In this case that magazine is the upcoming issue of GQ. It takes a lot to impress me after I’ve already seen the subject naked, so since Rihanna’s ..
Rumor has it that singer Adam Lambert is close to inking a seven-figure deal to host a show on Nickelodeon aimed at teens. If our sources are accurate, the show, tentatively titled “The Adam Lambert Feel Good Rainbow Teen Diversity Hour,” will showcase Adam’s singing and dancing abilities while simultaneously combating heteronormative attitudes among teens ..
Noah Cyrus, the 9-year-old sister sister of Miley Cyrus, was videotaped on Halloween dressed like a slut, and being forced to sing and dance to Akon’s “Smack That” by her older sister Miley. In the video Miley violently grabs Noah and tells her to “Do smack that”. The child then proceeds to shake her stuff ..