Charlie Sheen’s Wife Accuses Him Of Murder

Charlie Sheen’s wife Brooke Mueller called police on her husband Christmas morning, and claimed he had assaulted and choked her. Charlie Sheen was arrested for felony second degree assault, and spent most of Christmas day in jail. Sources say authorities gave both Charlie and Brooke blood alcohol tests. Brooke registered a .13 while Charlie registered ..

Santa Comes Early With Pics of Olivia Wilde’s Booty

Santa has come early, and he brought pictures of Olivia Wilde’s ass in tights. Of course I am not some heathen Christian, so I do not believe in Santa Claus. Us Muslims have a greatly superior benefactor in Ramadan Raheem. A kindly half goat half man who delivers fresh figs and humus to all the ..

Brittany Murphy Autopsy Death Photo In New Movie

Just because Brittany Murphy is dead it does not mean she is going to stop appearing in movies. The producers for the upcoming thriller “Deadline” have cast Brittany in the role of a girl who dies in the bathtub. “It is the role she was born to play” says producer Mel Carmizon. “We will be ..

Obama ‘Brittany Murphy’s Death Why We Need Health Care Reform’

In a bold move that all major news outlets are describing as “well-timed”, “brilliant”, and “sexy” (except for Fox News which only characterized it as “mildly genius”) President Obama called an emergency press conference out on the White House lawn to lament the death of actress Brittany Murphy, and put her untimely demise squarely on ..

Marisa Miller Backstage At Victoria Secret Fashion Show

Here are some pictures of Marisa Miller backstage at the Victoria Secret Fashion show. My friend Ahmed was working as a grip on the show, and he shot these pics of Marisa getting ready for her big appearance. Unfortunately Ahmed is a softcore kind of guy and only shot pictures of Marisa when she was ..

Avatar Summary In 5 Frames

There has been a lot of talk recently about the new James Cameron movie “Avatar”. Some people think it is a revolutionary work of art, others think it is complete crap. Instead of possibly wasting your time and money actually going to see this questionable film we have provided an image that summarizes the movie ..

Brittany Murphy Dies Tiger Woods Breathes Sigh Of Relief

Christmas came early for Tiger Woods this year when actress Brittany Murphy died suddenly in her LA home. Tiger and his harem of skanks who had been dominating the headlines the last couple weeks were instantly wiped off the front page as Brittany chased the dragon one to many times. Brittany Murphy’s death looks like ..

Brittany Murphy Dead At 32

Actress Brittany Murphy the star of such movies as “Clueless” and “8 Mile” died today at the age of 32. Brittany Murphy’s mom discovered her unconscious in the shower. A 911 call was made at 8:00 AM from her Los Angeles home. When paramedics arrived, they quickly determined Murphy was in full cardiac arrest and ..

Victoria Secret Model Candice Swanepoel Bikini Pics

Just look at my new girlfriend, Victoria Secret model Candice Swanepoel, in that bikini. Isn’t she a vision? Of course Candice doesn’t know she is my girlfriend just yet. In fact we have never even met. However, there is not a woman alive that can resist a passionate man who is on a mission. Once ..

Tara Reid’s Playboy Pictures

Well the day we have been fearing has finally come. Tara Reid’s Playboy pictures have been leaked to the Internet! Thank Allah the Playboy Airbrushing department put in the countless hours necessary to make these pictures viewable. I think we all remember Tara Reid making headlines for her horribly mutilated body, after her plastic surgeon ..

Tiger Woods Gets Court Order Blocking Release Of His Naked Pictures

One of Tiger Woods’ many many whores, Jamie Junger is trying to sell naked pictures of Tiger to various media outlets. Tiger’s attorneys have obtained an order prohibiting any papers from publishing naked pictures of Tiger Woods. Jamie Jungers told her relatives that she took pictures of the golfing great while he was naked in ..

Avatar’s Shock Ending: It was Earth All Along

James Cameron’s Avatar opened last night, and audiences were blown away by the audaciousness of the film. In particular, moviegoers seemed both shocked and dismayed by the film’s twist ending in which it is revealed that the planet Pandora was actually Earth all along. Other surprising scenes included a sequence in which it is revealed ..