Michael Jackson’s burial has been canceled due to poor ticket sales, a family spokesperson has said. The burial had been planned for Jackson’s birthday, August 29th. But because of slumping ticket sales, investors have begun to pull their financial backing, forcing the family to postpone the service indefinitely. Sources say the family is ..
Well Lindsay Lohan finally did it! She got collagen injections in her lips and nappy extensions put in her hair. For years people have been saying, “Yeah Lindsay is hot, but she would be much hotter if she looked like Brett Michaels”. Well lets see what they say now! This is just the jump start ..
Archivists sorting through Andy Warhol’s junk (no pun intended) have discovered a naked picture of Jackie Kennedy. Apparently Jackie O was good friends with Andy Warhol and had sent him the nude photo of herself as a joke. Jackie’s second husband, Aristotle Socrates Onassis, was the one who got a paparazzi to take pictures of ..
If you’ve ever wondered what Mary Poppins would look like if she was on Meth, Madonna has been kind enough to show you. This week, the Material “Girl” celebrated her 51st birthday in Italy by desperately trying to keep the sun from melting her thin layer of remaining skin. This is Madonna’s first birthday since ..
Here is a scene from the upcoming sequel to the Time Traveler’s Wife. Enjoy
The trailer for James Cameron’s highly anticipated sci-fi thriller, Avatar, is out, and Celeb Jihad has obtained a copy. With an all-star cast and revolutionary special effects, Avatar promises to be nothing short of a blockbuster. Enjoy this exclusive first look…
Here are the behind the scenes pictures of Bar Refaeli at her Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition shoot. Bar Refaeli is best known as the only Jew, who is not an agent, to screw Leonardo DiCaprio. She is a Zionist oppressor, and not nearly as attractive as an Arab woman. An Arab woman’s beauty is as ..
The latest celebrity sex tape features Grey’s Anatomy’s Eric Dane, his wife Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart, and former Miss Teen USA Kari Ann Peniche. Unfortunately, this “sex tape” doesn’t contain any, you know, sex. It’s just a disappointing video of three high, naked people hanging out around a hot tub. Eric doesn’t even Noxzema Rebecca’s ..
Naomi Campbell is a man. Or at the very least, Naomi Campbell has some form of penis. This is an upskirt picture of Naomi Campbell on a balcony at some club. She is not wearing any panties and there is clearly some “thing” between her legs that should not be there. The only question now ..
Multiple sources are reporting that the Wayans brothers and Sony Pictures are working on a sequel to the 2004 “comedy,” White Chicks. If this piece of garbage gets made, whites are officially off the hook for slavery. Sitting through another “White Chicks” will be punishment enough, so I don’t want to hear any more from ..
The Kardashians haven’t been doing too hot lately. Kim and Reggie Bush just broke up, Kourtney’s pregnant, and now Khloe’s been caught with cocaine in her purse by her sisters. No worries though, Khloe will still be around to be her older sister Kim’s beard. She claims that the drugs aren’t hers, and that she’s ..
Ali Lohan is best known for being Lindsay Lohan’s little sister and starring on E!’s “Living Lohan” with her trailer trash mom Dina Lohan. That is to say, no one really knows or cares about her. But hang on, little sister? Apparently, this chick is 15. Okay, is it just me or does she look ..