George Steinbrenner Dead, Yankees Looking To Sign New Owner

George Steinbrenner, the owner of the New York Yankees died early today from a heart attack. According to reports the Yankees have wasted no time in looking for a replacement to take over George Steinbrenner’s position. Sources within the organization have revealed that the team is actively pursuing a number of owners to replace George ..

Miley Cyrus Shows Her Ass

Miley Cyrus continues to express herself and grow as an artist. This time her artistic growth involved showing her ass cheeks on stage at her concert. What a brave act of artistic expression by Miley! She continues to shed that “slutty Disney girl” persona, and take on her new “full grown woman who is a ..

Kim Kardashian Molests Justin Bieber In A Restaurant

Is there anything more precious then when a 46-year-old porn star like Kim Kardashian shows a sexual interest in a 16-year-old prepubescent boy like Justin Bieber? The answer is no, that is like an old man banging a barrel full of puppies, simply adorable! Justin Bieber and Kim Kardashian were spotted enjoying a Pinkberry frozen ..

Hero Roman Polanski Beats Unjust US Extradition

Good news! Political prisoner Roman Polanski will not be extradited to the United States! The actor, who was unjustly persecuted simply for drugging and anally raping a 13-year-old girl back in 1977, has been granted his freedom by Swiss Justice Minister Eveline Widmer-Schlumpf. I, for one, am relived that this talented artist is no longer ..

Mel Gibson Racist Tape Leaked

“For the strength of the Pack is the N**ger, and the strength of the N**ger is the Pack” – Rudyard Kipling There has been a lot of controversy surrounding a message Mel Gibson left for one of his women in which he corrects her for dressing like a whore, and then tells her she is ..

Lindsay Lohan’s Prison Survival Guide

Barring an act of Allah or a presidential pardon, Lindsay Lohan is headed for prison. While the “big house” is no place for a lovely young girl like Lindsay, the following tips will help her get through unscathed (and unshived). 1. Prison blow is weak. Make sure to pack your orifices tight with that sweet ..

Report: Mel Gibson Does Not Recycle

More trouble is on the way for Mel Gibson. CelebJihad has obtained an exclusive report claiming that Gibson does not recycle bottles, cans or paper products. This latest shocker comes after a string of bad press for Gibson, and could be the straw that breaks the camel’s back when it comes to Mel’s support in ..

Zac Efron Admits To Wanting To Try Gay Sex

Wow the coming out party for the young gay Disney stars continues. Following in the footsteps of Demi Lovato and Selena Gomez, Zac Efron confessed to Teen Vogue that he is very open to trying gay sex. In the interview the 22-year-old Zac Efron talked about his new appreciation for sailing, “I’d been before, but ..

Demi Lovato Bikini Pictures Set A Bad Example

Well I can not say I’m surprised. Disney star Demi Lovato continued her crusade to morally corrupt the youth of the world by having her picture taken wearing a ridiculously revealing bikini. I’m no statistician but I’d be willing to bet that the once these pictures hit the streets the number of teen pregnancies and ..

Ke$ha Covered In Cum Pic Leaked

We have just received this exclusive picture of pop star Ke$ha covered in cum. The picture was leaked to the Internet by someone named “DJ Stolen”. We don’t like to speculate but this photo appears to be taken during Ke$ha’s audition for her record label. How else could you explain someone with absolutely no musical ..

LeBron James to Join Team Jacob

LeBron James is joining Team Jacob, and will announce his decision on Thursday night, CelebJihad has confirmed. The decision, which is sure to anger millions of Team Edward supporters, brings to rest the most-hyped free agency period in N.B.A. history. James, a noted Twihard, reportedly made up his mind after attending a midnight viewing of ..

Lindsay Lohan Corrupted By Lesbian Jews

We all know that the Jews are behind the financial crisis and all of the world’s wars. But now we have confirmation that the Zionists are involved in an even more sinister plot: the corruption of Lindsay Lohan! Need proof? Look no further than Lindsay’s new body guard, a former Israeli soldier named Eilat Anschel. ..