Video of Michael Jackson’s Hair Catching Fire in 1984

The video of Michael Jackson’s hair catching fire from the 1984 Pepsi shoot was finally released. Michael Jackson apologists will tell this is what caused his addiction to pain killers, but I still contend that his pain killer addiction stems from having to fit his big black wang in small children. He has so much ..

Emma Watson’s Near Nip Slip

Lord Voldemort has cast a spell on Emma Watson’s clothing. First Emma’s dress flew open flashing her panties at the Harry Potter premiere. Then another dress nearly exposed her whole breast and nipple. But luckily, Emma’s homosexual friend Harry Potter counteracted the spell just in time to prevent her perk young titty from being displayed. ..

Jon Gosselin’s Girlfriend Hailey Glassman Facebook Pictures

Jon Gosselin’s new girlfriend Hailey Glassman is going to make a great new mommy for his 8 small children. Just look at these pictures from Hailey’s Facebook. Hailey knows the importance of making friends. Hailey has a strong connection with nature. Hailey is always there to help those in need

Jessica Simpson Has A New Man

It did not take long for Jessica Simpson to get over being dumped by Tony Romo. The sexy songstress was seen getting hot and heavy with a new beau last night. “They were all over each other. Lots of moaning and groping. It was pretty disturbing” said one witness. Our source close to Simpson says ..

Monica Cruz In A Bikini

What do you do if you are the younger, slightly less attractive sister of a famous Hollywood actress? Do you just crawl into a cave and die? If you are Monica Cruz (sister of Penelope Cruz) you head to the beach, cram your bikini bottom up the crack of your ass, and you be somebody! ..

Tony Romo Breaks Up With Jessica Simpson

In yet another sign of the economic downturn, Tony Romo dumped Jessica Simpson the night before her 29th birthday, saving Romo from having to buy Jessica a present. Tony Romo’s financial adviser Richard Ginsburg released this statement “I think we all know that we are in some tough economic times right now. From a financial ..

Jon Gosselin’s New Girlfriend

Jon Gosselin was vacationing with his new girlfriend Hailey Glassman in St Tropez this weekend. When asked about their budding relationship the new couple were quite candid about what attracted them to each other. “What attracted me to Hailey was her great heart. I mean I can talk to her about pretty much anything. Oh ..

Megan Fox’s Tight Butt In Skinny Jeans

Guys are shallow. They keep talking about how “hot” Megan Fox is. How she has a tight body and great rack. Not me though. I can look past all that superficial stuff and see that Megan has a pretty decent ass as well. Guess I’m just mature like that. &nbsp

15 More Little Known Facts About Gary Busey

Gary Busey is the most interesting man in the world. But unlike the guy from the Dos Equis ad campaign, Gary Busey does not drink beer. He only drinks the wine that he distills from orange peels and motor oil in his bath tub. Before he had a life-altering epiphany, Gary Busey killed an endangered ..

Sexy Sonia Sotomayor Shots

Sonia Sotomayor is on track to become our nation’s first Puerto Rican Supreme Court Justice, and it’s easy to see why! One look at this hot empanada and you’ll be begging her to bang your gavel! No wonder those Connecticut firemen aren’t her biggest fans. A woman this hot is liable to burn down a ..

Morgan Freeman is the black Woody Allen

According to the National Enquirer, 72-year-old Morgan Freeman, America’s second-favorite black man, is engaged to his 27-year-old step-granddaughter, E’Dena Hines. Also, it is alleged that the romance began when she was a teenager! I am thoroughly disgusted. Why would a grown man choose to marry such an old hag. It’s repulsive! If he would have ..

Miley Cyrus Is Trying To Get You Arrested

I am now completely convinced that Miley Cyrus is trying to get me and every other red-blooded male arrested. How else do you explain all these sexy photos of Ms Jail Bait floating around the Interwebs? Don’t tell me her cell phone was hacked. I have much raunchier pictures of myself on my cell phone ..