Miley Cyrus In A Bikini With Her Older Lover

Miley Cyrus has fled the country with her 46 year old lover Norman Leerer. The couple was spotted on what appears to be the surface of the moon frolicking in the sand around the craters. Miley, who is still just 17 years old, obviously ran off with Norman to the moon so that they could ..

Kourtney Kardashian’s Baby Arrested on Domestic Violence Charges

Mason Dash Disick, the newborn son of Kourtney Kardashian, was accused of using a weapon during a domestic violence incident that led to his arrest last week, police say. Calabasas police spokesman Richard Burner did not specify what weapon Disick was accused of using, the Associated Press reports. Disick, who was born last month, spent ..

Ashley Greene In Body Paint Selling Sex Water

Ashley Greene posed for these photos in nothing but body paint for the sex tunic known as “SoBe”. Where is a tsunami when you need one? Not that I want to see the body paint washed off. I just really want to see Ashley’s bloated carcass washed up on the beach for doing such a ..

Amanda Bynes Maxim Magazine Pictures

Amanda Bynes has still got it! And by “it” of course I mean mediocre looks but huge breasts. Amanda Bynes posed for this moderately sexy photo spread in the upcoming issue of Maxim Magazine. As you can see Amanda’s tits are as talented as ever. Her face on the other hand still looks like a ..

2009 Movie Mashup Video

2009 was a great year for the movie industry and the money grubbing Zionists who run it. Hollywood took in record amounts of money, and more poor dumb saps packed theaters than ever before. I of course was not one of them. My doctors don’t let me watch movies because they make me “agitated”. The ..

Tiger Woods Had Gay Sex

According to one time Playboy model and alleged Tiger Woods’ mistress Loredana Jolie, Tiger had sex with other men in front of her. Loredana says she is planning to tell all about how she and Tiger “came about, his healthy appetite for arranged sex, threesomes, girls next door, girl-girl, and an answer to all the ..

Tila Tequila Inherits Lifetime Supply of KY Jelly from Casey Johnson

Tila Tequila has inherited a lifetime supply of KY Jelly from her deceased fiancee Casey Johnson, the former heiress to the Johnson & Johnson fortune. According to the will, Casey wanted to leave Tila a Johnson & Johnson product she could use. Other Johnson & Johnson products that were willed to Tila include a five-year ..

Tiger Woods And Wife Elin Set To Star In New Movie

Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin Nordegren have been cast in a new movie. The film which is scheduled to begin shooting in February is a sequel to the popular “Broke Back Mountain” franchise tentatively titled “Broke Black Golfer”. In the movie Tiger will play a cowboy golfer with a penchant for whores… lots ..

Rihanna Risks Ultimate Beating

Less than one year after getting beat down by Chris Brown, Rihanna is dating again. Her choice? Somewhat curious considering it is a man who makes his living swinging a baseball bat – Dodgers slugger Matt Kemp. Standing at 6’3, 230 pounds Kemp is equipped to throttle the obviously masochistic Rihanna in a way that ..

Sienna Miller In A Bikini Fighting With A Butt Weevil

Sienna Miller is an actress from such films as… ummm… well you’ve probably heard her name before because she is beautiful. Anyway Sienna was at the beach the other day in this tiny little pink bikini when she appears to have been viciously attacked by a malicious seafaring butt weevil. As you can see in ..

Megan Fox Has Plastic Surgery On Her Lips

In her relentless pursuit to look like she gives great head Megan Fox had plastic surgery on her lips over New Years weekend. As you can see in the picture above Megan is trying to hide the fact that her lips are so swollen they look like Daffy Duck. What Megan fails to realize is ..

Tiger Woods Topless In Vanity Fair

The new issue of Vanity Fair will feature a topless Tiger Woods trying to do his best impression of a black man (lifting weights while wearing a skullcap). I always just assumed Tiger Woods was getting all these women because he was rich and famous, but boy was I wrong. Tiger has some major sex ..