Twilight New Moon Outtake

This is a screenshot with dialogue from the upcoming Twilight movie New Moon. Producers decided to cut the scene because they thought it made Robert Pattinson’s character “Edward” seem “too butch”

Erin Andrews Peephole Video

There has been a lot of controversy over ESPN reporter Erin Andrews’ alleged “Peephole Video”. Some say it is ethically wrong to view the video since it appears to be an invasion of privacy. I say, if women walk around their hotel rooms sans a burka they got to expect guys drilling holes in the ..

Scarlett Johansson Full Nude – Exclusive Photos

Celeb Jihad has obtained six sizzling photographs of what appears to be Scarlett Johansson in various states of undress, including one photo in which she is fully nude! We obtained the photos from a man in Nigeria who claims to be her real father. This same man also claims that he needs help moving a ..

Stephen Baldwin Federal Bailout?

Stephen Baldwin has filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy. The court paper shows that Baldwin owes $1.2 million in two mortgages on a property about 30 miles north of New York City valued at $1.1 million. The youngest of the acting Baldwin brothers also owes more than $1 million in taxes and has about $70,000 in ..

Screen Shot from the New Twilight Sequel: New Moon

CelebJihad has obtained this screen shot from the upcoming sequel to last year’s runaway blockbuster, Twilight. The Twilight Saga: New Moon begins where the first installment left off. After Bella recovers from the vampire attack that almost claimed her life, she looks to celebrate her birthday with Edward and his family. However, a new enemy ..

Kelly Clarkson Announces Tour Dates

Brace yourselves, Kelly Clarkson is about to hit the road, and scientists think the resulting earthquake may be catastrophic. Kelly has announced the dates for her upcoming “Taste the Music” tour on her website. According to Kelly she included “smaller more delicious venues” so she is better able to connect with her fans. The tour ..

Jessica Simpson in a Bikini in her Prime

Jessica Simpson’s recent relationship troubles all stem from her past hotness. Think about it. If you are Tony Romo or John Mayer and you see pics of Jessica Simpson back in her prime when she was still with Nick Lachey you have to feel pretty resentful. By any measure Mayer and Romo are all around ..

Ben Rape-isberger? Pittsburgh QB Sued For Sexual Assault

Two-time Super Bowl Champion Ben Roethlisberger is being sued by Andrea McNulty, an employee of an Lake Tahoe hotel who claims Roethlisberger forced her to have sex with him in July of 2008. See, if hotels in this country would require their female employees to wear burqas (or better yet, not hire females in the ..

Fergie finds an extra “hump”

I always figured Fergie loved big cock, I just had no idea that Allah had blessed her with one of her own. Her obsession with her “lovely lady lumps” always seemed odd, and now we know why. This girl has a penis as big as minaret! This also explains why will.i.am’s clan reacted so violently ..

Chris Brown Threatens Rihanna with an “Axe”

Look out, Rihanna! Chris Brown is gonna “axe” you! He’s gonna “axe” us all! In a rambling video obtained exclusively by CelebJihad, singer Chris Brown threatens to “axe” Rihanna as well as his own mother, his minister, and his fans. The axing threat comes after a rambling tirade in which Brown refuses to apologize for ..

Michael Jackson will look like Lando Calrissian in the year 2000

Apparently people in 1985 just couldn’t wait to know what Michael Jackson would look like at the start of the new millennium.  So Ebony magazine commissioned an artist to predict how the King of Pop would appear in the year 2000. So, how’d they do? Did Michale Jackson look like a pastel-clad Lando Calrissian in ..