Kim Kardashian Flashes Boobs And Butt In A Bikini

Porn star Kim Kardashian was photographed at a hotel pool in Miami in a bikini 3 sizes to small for her. As Kim laid at the pool her ample boobs almost spilled out of her top numerous times, and when she stood up the crack of her butt was clearly visible by all the other ..

Miley Cyrus Upskirt No Panties Picture

There has been a lot of controversy from prudes about the Miley Cyrus upskirt picture above in which she is not wearing any panties. Puritan Westerners are complaining that showing a picture of 17 year old Miley Cyrus’ vagina is “child porn”. These backwards countries still consider 17 year old women like Miley, who have ..

Selena Gomez Blows John Corbett Video

Does Selena Gomez have no shame? Apparently not! In the video below Selena Gomez, the 17 year old Disney star and notorious floozy, blows her costar 65 year old John Corbett on the set of their new movie. The video starts with Selena Gomez babbling about something I didn’t pay attention to. Then at the ..

Ex-Wife Heroically Sells Gary Coleman Death Bed Pic

Above is Gary Coleman’s death bed picture which his ex-wife reportedly sold to The Globe for $10,000. I for one would like to applaud Gary Coleman’s ex-wife for having the good sense to take this picture and profit from it. There is nothing sexier than a woman who has the good sense to see a ..

Katy Perry vs. Lady Gaga Catfight

When Lady Gaga made her intentionally blasphemous video, “Alejandro,” I was sure Allah would want me to exact revenge. I stayed up all night with my saber by my side, hoping Allah would call on me to cut off her head. But the call never came, and the phone company says my phone is working ..

Emma Watson Shows Off Her Legs Pics

Well this is not surprising, enchantress Emma Watson is at it again. This time she is trying to corrupt the souls of men by showing off her smooth milky white legs. Emma Watson needs to realize that her black magic has no effect on devout Muslims like myself. She can show all the leg, breast, ..

Robert Pattinson Cancels Appearance Due to Hemorrhoids

Actor and Twilight heartthrob Robert Pattinson was forced to cancel an appearance this afternoon due to a severe case of hemorrhoids, sources close to the actor say. The hemorrhoids, which are rumored to be the size of ping-pong balls, are reportedly limiting Pattinson’s mobility and causing extreme discomfort. Pattinson was scheduled to perform a vampire-themed ..

Miley Cyrus Teaches Girls How To Sit Like A Lady

Miley Cyrus, her name is synonymous with class and sophistication. Now Miley is trying to pass on her natural refined qualities to her fans. Miley released the instructional picture above, to teach young girls how to sit properly in a dress. According to Miley* “A lot of girls out there don’t know how to sit ..

Gary Coleman’s Ex-Wife Shannon Price is the Reason They Invented Female Circumcision

Gary Coleman’s ex-wife, Shannon Price, is reportedly shopping around photos of her ex-huband’s lifeless corpse, according to TMZ. What makes the matter even more insulting is that she’s reportedly willing to part with the pics for “five figures.” I’ve paid more for elderly camels and post-pubescent girls. These unruly American women have no dignity. She ..

Megan Fox Tries To Save Career With Bikini Pics

After being fired from the Transformers franchise and realizing she has no discernible acting talent, Megan Fox took to the beach in a series of tiny bikinis to try to save her career. This move by Megan Fox to show more skin is a step in the right direction. “Actresses” like Megan Fox, who couldn’t ..

Betty White Is The Universe’s Last Hope

According to the prophecy foretold in the holy Qur’an, “at the end of times a woman of gold will defeat the forces of darkness”. With the death of Rue McClanahan that leaves just one “Golden Girl” left, Betty White. Betty White is the universe’s last hope against the evil shape shifting Jewish Zionist cabal that ..