Megan Fox Lesbian Kiss From Movie “Jennifer’s Body”

Wow the producer’s of Megan Fox’s new movie “Jennifer’s Body” are geniuses! They did not bother paying for decent writers, directors, or actors. Instead they put all their money into getting Megan Fox to go topless and do a lesbian kiss scene. There is no way this movie does not make bank from all the ..

Will.I.Am Wants to be a Gay Fish

Will.I.Am isn’t content to let Kanye West keep the gay fish all to himself. The Black Eyed Peas singer and all-around queef has made a direct appeal (see video below) to the owner of the Miami Dolphins to let him try out for the team. In his typical douche fashion, Will.I.Am waited until a week ..

Demi Lovato Poops In The Woods

Celeb Jihad has just learned that teen singing and acting sensation Demi Lovato poops in the woods! According to a good friend of Demi’s whenever she has to “take a wicked dump” she likes to run out into the woods behind her house and “pop a squat”. First off this is disgusting and totally irresponsible. ..

From Kate Gosselin to Michelle Duggar, White Women Are Breeding Like Flies

Like most Americans, I bust my ass day in and day out to collect a disability check. But it seems like every month a higher portion of my hard-earned money is going toward my cable bill. Why? I’ll tell you why! It’s because of all these unemployed, white single mothers. Rather than get a useful ..

Kevin Federline Fat Jokes

Look at this topless pic of a fat Kevin Federline. Going out in public looking like that he is just asking to be mocked. Here are some Kevin Federline fat jokes.   It is nice to see that K-Fed is finally growing as a person. He should change his name to K-Overfed. Not shown in ..

Spencer Pratt is Still Delusional

As if not enough people in America hated him already, Spencer Pratt has decided to legally change his name to King Spencer Pratt. He told Us Magazine, “I’ve decided since there is a Queen of England and a Prince William that there should be a king of America. I nominate myself for that role.” He ..

Megan Fox Seductive Photo Shoot

Megan Fox looks so seductive. When I saw these pics of Megan I gathered my wives around the computer and said “Take a good look ladies. If you do not look exactly like this you are a failure! So stop making your faces ugly and your bodies so doughy!” We’ll see if my little pep ..

Jon Gosselin Shops For Kid’s New Mommy

Jon Gosselin continued his tireless search for a new mommy for his 8 small children in Vegas last night, because that is the best place to look. Sources close to Jon say that he is committed to finding a new Mom for his kids ever since the old one became so “annoying” and “unsexy”. The ..

Exclusive: Miley Cyrus Ass-Sex Pics Leaked

Miley Cyrus enjoys ass sex, as this shocking photo clearly demonstrates. Just look at her huge smile and calm demeanor! You can tell she’s totally into it, and that this probably isn’t Miley’s first encounter with ass sex. CelebJihad.com obtained this exclusive photo from a unnamed source known only as “Photoshop.” Normally, “Photoshop” would be ..

Jessica Alba Is Useless

Jessica Alba is completely useless. Ever since she decided to be selfish and have a kid she has lost all her sex appeal, and lets be honest she has always been a horrible actress. There was a time when I would have paid good money just to watch Jessica take a dump. Now the only ..

Kim Kardashian Is Ugly

Kim Kardashian made the mistake of going out in public without a ton of makeup caked on her face and boy does she look rough. Banging a lot of black guys will take a lot out of a girl, and it is finally catching up with Kim. Her face looks weathered and worn like an ..

Beyonce’s Gigantic Ass Eats Her Bikini

No longer satisfied just swallowing Jay-Z and the occasional drifter, Beyonce’s enormous ass decided to suck down her bikini bottoms. Scientists estimate that at the current rate of growth Beyonce’s butt could soon be the size of Texas. “I’ve never seen anything like it” says Prof Jim Michaels of the University of Toledo. “The fact ..