McKayla Maroney’s Remarkable Ass Brings Home The Gold

Former gold medal winning US Olympic gymnast McKayla Maroney puts on a remarkable ass display on the set of “Good Morning America” in the video above and photos below.

Normally us Muslims condemn women who take part in sports, as their energy could be put to more productive use performing field work and birthing future Jihadist babies, but female gymnasts like McKayla Maroney certainly do sculpt pleasingly tight figures.


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In fact, I was so impressed with McKayla’s bulbous booty cheek performance on “Good Morning America” that I dispatched an envoy to her father to offer him 3 gold dinars for his daughter to come serve as an anal concubine in my harem. A more than generous amount to pay to be sure, but my fig farm has been bountiful this season and so I have some money to play around with. Plus in-between rectal poundings McKayla and her powerful rump can be hooked up to the plow, and she’ll end up paying for herself in no time.

So once again McKayla Maroney has brought home the gold, and she didn’t even have to travel to the Zika infested third world hellhole of Brazil to do it.