Kristin Kreuk Nude Photo Shoot

“Beauty and the Beast” (tv series) and “Smallville” star Kristin Kreuk bares all as she poses for a fully nude photo shoot in the pics above and below.

Seeing Kristin Kreuk flaunt her tight impish nude body in these photos certainly causes my pious tunic snake to grow rigid at the thought of her inevitable lapidation. For Kristin is what is known in the Islamic world as a “spinner”. Meaning that when she is struck with the stones of justice her scrawny frame will spin like a top.

Yes there are few thing more entertaining and erotic then watching a convicted whore’s lifeless body twirling around while being pelted with rocks. In fact, the only two execution scenarios us Muslims enjoy more are the lispy screams of a homoqueer being tossed off of a building, and a good squirter at a beheading. Of course depending on the extent of the charges filed against Kristin in Sharia court for this nude photo shoot, we may find out if she is both a spinner and a squirter.