Kendall Jenner Shows Her Dumpy Ass In A Thong Bikini

Kendall Jenner shows off her “skinny fat” dumpy ass and legs in a lime green thong bikini in the candid beach photos below.

It certainly is remarkable that Kendall Jenner possesses such flat shapeless hindquarters when her close genetic relatives all have the swollen backsides of baboons during mating season. Of course as you can see from the bulge in Kendall’s bikini bottoms in the first pic below, she also has the biggest cock in the family… And that includes her trans-father Brucelyn before he cut his off.

Yes, Kendall Jenner is certainly a genetic anomaly, and not just because she isn’t a grotesquely misshapen she-beast… But also because she isn’t a mudshark whore. Which calls into question Cambridge Professor Reginald Wifflebottom’s theory that being a coal burner is an inherited trait.