Gabrielle Union Loses It Over Greatest "AGT" Performance Ever

“America’s Got Talent” judge Gabrielle Union loses her mind after witnessing (by far) the greatest performance in the show’s history, and has taken to dildoing her dark degenerate sex hole thinking about it day and night.

As you can see from the incredible video clip above, there has never been a more impressive display of talent on the “AGT” stage. One can see why the normally cynical and stoic Simon jumped out of his seat to hit the “golden button”, and send this marvelous duo on to a certain victory in the show’s finale.

Frankly with such a magnificently majestic display in front of her, it is impressive that Gabrielle didn’t start ripping her fur out and hurling her feces in excitement. For as you can see from her wide flaring nostrils and bulbous brown booty in the thong bikini pics below, she certainly has it in her.

In contrast, Gabrielle’s fellow AGT judge Julianne Hough took a more reserved approach to processing what she witnessed…

As she now spends her days sitting quietly fully naked while she contemplates the stunning visual display in all of its glorious complexity.