“Game of Thrones” Fully Nude Intro Video



As you can see in the video above, in an effort to boost ratings for the final two seasons of the series, HBO’s “Game of Thrones” has revamped their incredibly boring intro by packing it full of the top nude moments from the show.


Of course this intro video is no better then the original rambling map one, but at least with this intro one gets some warning that the show is going to feature a sickening overabundance of sinful sad sagging tits schlumping off the bodies of skanks.


Yes instead of “winter is coming” the famous saying for “Game of Thrones” should be “terrible titties are coming”, for they can not seem to cast women with a full perky bosom. In fact, the show’s two most famous actresses Emilia Clarke and Natalie Dormer both possess deflated mammaries that hang under their armpits… or what we in the Muslim world call “armtits”.