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Drug addict, comedian, and civil rights hero Rodney King died yesterday at the tender age of 47 after suffering a severe brain freeze while gulping down a gas station slushy. King is survived by his 6 baby mamas and 14 bastard children. Many will remember King as the star of the first ever viral video ..
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News outlets have just reported that NFL star Junior Seau was found dead in his home in an apparent suicide, he was 43-years-old. Of course as everyone knows Seau made a name for himself in the NFL as punter. Legend has it that Junior’s exceptional skills were developed punting pineapples while growing up on his ..
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Beloved infidel game show host Dick Clark died yesterday at the tender age of just 82-years-old. Many will remember Dick Clark as the long time host of the popular daytime TV game show “The Price Is Right”. The show featured mindless consumerist contestants guessing the price of poor quality retail items, and was loved by ..
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Music legend Whitney Houston died this afternoon at the age of 48. Houston was found dead in her Beverly Hills hotel room where, according to friends of the singer, she had been “gettin her swerve on” with a man named “Jimmy Crack Corn”. Police are not ready to declare Whitney Houston’s death a murder, but ..
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Patrice O’Neal died early this morning at the age of 41 from complications of a stroke he suffered back in October. Patrice was best known as the star of the 1970 classic film “Love Story” for which he received Academy Award and Golden Globe nominations for Best Actor. Funeral arrangements have not been announced yet, ..
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Rap legend and Bad Boy recording artist Heavy D died late last night when he was caught in a drive-by shooting after a Vibe Magazine party in Los Angeles. Heavy D took the rap world by storm with his smooth flow, and is probably best known for his hit songs “Big Poppa”, “Hypnotize”, and “Juicy”. ..
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A few days ago we mistakenly reported that comedian and actor Dave Chappelle had died from an apparent drug overdose. However, as you can see in the recent photo above Dave Chappelle is alive and well! Dave Chappelle still being alive is great news as we are big fans of his work, especially the movie ..
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Actor and comedian Dave Chappelle died early this morning from an apparent overdose of prescription painkillers. Dave Chappelle is survived by his wife Jada Pinkett and their 2 children Jaden and Willow. Many may remember Dave Chappelle as the star of the “Men In Black” franchise as well as the movies “Hitch” and “I, Robot”. ..
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Reports are just coming in confirming that former Apple CEO Steve Jobs is dead at the age of 56. No word yet on how Steve Jobs has died, but one can only assume it was from embarrassment over Apple’s announcement earlier this week that instead of releasing the new iPhone 5 they will be releasing ..
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Just kidding! As we reported earlier, it has been revealed that Ryan Dunn’s death was just a prank for the new “Jackass” movie. Those who continue to believe that Ryan Dunn died are embarrassing themselves. Ryan is apparently very pleased with how the prank turned out reportedly saying, “I couldn’t of hoped for it to ..
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“Jackass” star Ryan Dunn and an unidentified person reportedly died in a car crash at 3:00 AM on Route 322 in New Goshen Township. However, inconsistencies started emerging when friends of Dunn were questioned about his activities before the crash with some stating that he only had “3 beers” and others who claimed he was ..
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Wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage died a few hours ago when he suffered a heart attack while driving and crashed into a tree. Savage was driving his 2009 Jeep Wrangler and munching on a Slim Jim when he veered across a concrete median, through oncoming traffic, off a turnbuckle, and collided head-on with a tree. ..
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Actresses Elizabeth Taylor is dead at the age of 78. Taylor who was best known for her role as the voice of Maggie Simpson in a 1992 episode of “The Simpsons”, passed away earlier today during a routine colonoscopy. “She died with dignity”, said Elizabeth Taylor’s physician Dr Murray Goldstein. “In all my years of ..
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Zsa Zsa Gabor an actress of stage, film, and television is dead at the age of 94.* Zsa Zsa Gabor was best known for her work on that one episode of “The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air” were she plays herself, and slaps Carlton Banks. Man Fresh Prince was a great show, and Carlton sure danced ..
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Breaking News: Actor Charlie Sheen, who was rushed to a hospital Thursday morning with “severe abdominal pains”, died from what doctors are calling withdrawal like symptoms at 6:46am Pacific Standard Time. Though details are still sketchy, early word is that Charlie Sheen’s death can be attributed to severe symptoms of withdrawal. Sheen was taken to ..
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Comedian Greg Giraldo died earlier today from an overdose of prescription pills at the tender age of 44. Greg Giraldo died doing what he loved, lying unconscious in a hospital bed after having his stomach pumped. Like all heathen Americans, Giraldo was hooked on prescription pills by the Zionist controlled pharmaceutical industry. Unfortunately it cost ..
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George Steinbrenner, the owner of the New York Yankees died early today from a heart attack. According to reports the Yankees have wasted no time in looking for a replacement to take over George Steinbrenner’s position. Sources within the organization have revealed that the team is actively pursuing a number of owners to replace George ..
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Above is Gary Coleman’s death bed picture which his ex-wife reportedly sold to The Globe for $10,000. I for one would like to applaud Gary Coleman’s ex-wife for having the good sense to take this picture and profit from it. There is nothing sexier than a woman who has the good sense to see a ..
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