Zooey Deschanel Naked Picture

“New Girl” star and recent divorcee Zooey Deschanel appears to show her naked body in the picture above.

Even though she is damaged goods, and was tossed to the curb by her husband. Zooey Deschanel thinks that if she just prostitutes her nude milky white body she will be able to ensnare another man.

That may be true in the heathen West because (for reasons beyond the understanding of us high-minded Muslims) infidel men routinely pick through each others trash while looking for a wife. Of course in the civilized Islamic world we don’t recycle garbage women like Zooey Deschanel we incinerate them.