The Kardashian Girls Love the Dark Meat

First he helped get O.J. off the hook for murder.

Then he was responsible for creating Kim Kardashian, which has helped no less than two brothers get laid (Reggie Bush and Ray J).

Now his daughter Khloe is dating Los Angeles Lakers forward Lamar Odom.

Clearly, Robert Kardashian should be given a posthumous NAACP award. The man has done more for blacks than anyone since Abe Lincoln.