Sophie Turner Photographed Naked Playing With A Dildo

“Game of Thrones” star Sophie Turner turned heads at the Oscars last night when she showed up on the red carpet in this saucy slutty dress.

Why was Sophie Turner attending the Academy Awards when she was not even nominated for an awarded? Well the answer is clearly that Sophie was hoping to get her hands on one of those gold-plated dildos that they hand out, so that she could use it to work over her lady holes in style.

However, as you can see in the photo above Sophie went home empty handed and had to settle for once again pounding her anus with a plain old dildo.

At this point Sophie should come to the self-realization that she is not a talented (or ethnic) enough actress to ever win an Oscar, but as long as she is on “Game of Thrones” she has a shot at an Emmy. Of course with its round orb and sharp points an Emmy would be quite a challenge to fit up in her orifices, but perhaps if she wins a Golden Globe beforehand she can use it to stretch them open.