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Shakira thong swimsuit

Mexican pop star Shakira took time out from her busy schedule of reproducing and scrubbing toilets to prostitute her big brown ass in an avant-garde thong swimsuit.

Maybe if Shakira spent less time taking siestas and rolling around on beds she could afford a real swimsuit that completely covered her shameful body.

Unfortunately by showing off her big ass in a thong like this Shakira is running the horrible risk of being inseminated by a black man. Of course the silver lining is that when a Mexican breeds with a black their offspring are usually too lazy to steal.