Selena Gomez Poses For An Angelic Nude Photo

On the eve of the holiest of Christian holidays, Selena Gomez poses nude as an angel in the photo above.

Clearly with this heavenly Christmas Eve nude photo, Selena Gomez is trying to portray herself as a slutty Mexican version of the angel Gabriel, who led the three wise men to the manger were the baby Jesus was born.

Of course instead of leading wise men to a manger with promises of the birth of a savior, this Christmas Eve Selena Gomez will be leading horny John’s to the alley behind a Taco Bell with promises of $5 BJs. Coincidentally though the dumpster in the alley will contain Selena’s latest “accident” baby named Jesus. Feliz Navidad!