Selena Gomez Nude Masturbation Video Leaked

A video of Selena Gomez filming herself laying in bed and complaining about not being able to fall asleep before she points the camera down south, rubs her sin bean, and removes her panties, has just been leaked to the Web.

This nude masturbation video was reportedly hacked from a series of private Snapchats that Selena had with a yet unnamed celebrity friend (probably T Swift). After an exhaustive examination of this video, scientists at the “Celeb Jihad Research Institute” in Tehran have determined that it is definitely authentic, as the white fur blanket and annoying white noise sleep machine in the background are the same.

If Selena would just convert to Islam then she would no longer have to stay up late at night in a frustrated state of sexual arousal videotaping herself getting naked and self-pleasuring. For the deep and powerful thrusts of a Muslim man’s gigantic manhood would almost certainly knock her unconscious, and failing that the righteous stones we’d pelt at her head for being a wanton whore would certainly do the trick.