Selena Gomez Caught Walking Naked On The Beach

Selena Gomez washed up on a Texas beach earlier today completely naked and looking more vapid and dazed then usual.

Obviously Selena Gomez was trying to swim her way back into the United States from her homeland of Mexico when her poncho and sombrero got knocked off by the waves.

The US should do a better job of protecting their borders less their country becomes overrun by disease-ridden naked Mexican whores (like Selena Gomez) before us Muslims get a chance to properly destroy it.