Selena Gomez And Taylor Swift Are Lesbian Lovers

Well these pictures pretty much prove it. Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are definitely lesbians, and they are definitely dating each other.

We told you in the past that Selena Gomez was a lesbian. We told you that Taylor Swift was a lesbian. We even told you that Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift may be dating each other. Their fans did not want to hear it. They left erratic misspelled insults and told us that neither girl could be a lesbian because they are “Christians” and “good people”.

However, now the truth has come out. Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift were photographed on a date together BOWLING! Bowling is the #1 thing lesbians like to do on dates (in public that is). Bowling is the perfect lesbian date because you get to wear ugly shoes, and stick fingers in and out of dark smelly holes.

Yes these pictures prove once and for all that Selena Gomez and Taylor Swift are in fact lesbian lovers, and I for one wish them nothing but the best. May their tongues stay strong and moist, their fingers long and agile, and their sex toys rigid and black.