Rihanna Tweets Thong Bikini Pic

Rihanna just tweeted this photo showing off her ass in a thong bikini while in a pool.

Clearly Rihanna is risking her life and (more importantly for a black woman) the integrity of her weave by taking this thong bikini picture in a swimming pool.

Rihanna better cling to that raft for dear life or this will be her last thong pic, for as the old Islamic proverb goes, “Abids in water are like turds in a toilet, most of them sink”. Truly the wisdom of us Muslims is profound and boundless!