The Queen Inspects Prince George’s Penis

Queen Elizabeth inspects the penis of her great-grandson Prince George while changing his diaper (nappy) in the photo above.

The Queen is checking to see if Prince George’s penis is tiny and crocked like all the men in the British royal family, as proud parents Kate Middleton and Prince William look on approvingly.

Of course it is not required that the Queen inspect the genitals of her male heirs, but Queen Elizabeth has always taken it upon her self to do so. In fact, rumor has it that she inspected her son Prince Charlie’s penis so frequently and thoroughly that he was destined to marry an old hag like Camilla Parker Bowles.