Olivia Wilde in the July 2009 Issue of Maxim

Olivia Wilde is going to hell! These pictures of her from the July 2009 issue of Maxim made my penis twitch. Making a man’s penis twitch is specifically forbidden in the Qur’an! Olivia Wilde now has only two choices. She can either become one of my wives or forever be considered a whore in the eyes of Allah. I shall leave it up to her.