North West Is One Ugly Baby

For the first time a photo of North West (the bastard mongrel spawn of porn star Kim Kardashian and rapper Kanye West) has been released.

As you can see in the photo above, North West is one ugly ass baby girl with a huge forehead, eyes set too far apart, a nose like a boxer, and the hairline of a 50-year-old man.

It must be tough for Kim Kardashian and Kanye to tell which end to diaper on this thing. Though since North is Kim’s daughter they probably just put the diaper on the bigger end.

In the civilized Islamic world we’d throw this monstrosity off a cliff along with Kim Kardashian for birthing the damn thing. Thankfully all Muslim babies are born well-formed with a gorgeous full head of hair, and impressive muscle tone.