Miley Cyrus Sells Her Dog

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Miley Cyrus was caught on camera yesterday selling her pet dog! I think the pictures of Miley below speak for themselves.

Miley Cyrus was out on the street yesterday carrying around her beloved dog “Smuckers”, when she happened upon a gay man. Miley offered to trade her dog Smuckers, some gently used anal beads, and a case of Jif peanut butter (the #1 choice of choosy moms) for his large negro companion. The deal went down rather quickly and Miley was accompanied by her new love slave and his large low hanging fruit to her Prius.

Here are the photos from the incident. Frankly I find it despicable that Miley could sell her dog, but of course for a slut like Miley the allure of a big black one can be overwhelming.


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