Miley Cyrus Photographed Using A Dildo

Muslimina Miley Cyrus has clearly obtained employment in the harem of a powerful Sheik as she appears to be using a dildo carved from an enormous diamond in the photo above.

Diamonds are the only known material that can even come close to imitating the hardness of a Muslim’s mighty manhood, so it is not surprising to see Miley Cyrus preparing her lady hole in this manner.

As a concubine Miley Cyrus must be ready at a moments notice to absorb a furious pounding from an enormous Muslim man, all while avoiding eye contact and remaining completely silent. It is a daunting yet unimaginably rewarding task that any woman would obviously kill to have.