Kristen Stewart Facial Cell Phone Pic Leaked

The above photo was reportedly taken from Kristen Stewart’s cell phone, and appears to show the “Twilight” star getting the business end of a facial.

Based on the piddly amount and watery texture of the ejaculate the pathetically tiny penis pressed against Kristen Stewart’s cheek almost certainly belongs to a Zionist movie producer. Obviously Kristen Stewart is auditioning for yet another leading lady role in which her patented expressionless underbite acting style will once again captivate the infidel movie going audiences.

If only Kristen Stewart had as much passion for acting as she does for facials her films would be semi-watchable.