Jennifer Lopez Also Shows Deep Cleavage At LACMA Gala

It was quite a night for floppy Mexican breast meat, as just like her great-granddaughter Selena Gomez, Jennifer Lopez also showed copious amounts of deep cleavage while attending the LACMA Gala.

After seeing Jennifer Lopez’s perky boobs in these pictures it is hard to believe that if you count the rings around her nipples (the only accurate way to determine a Mexican woman’s age) she will be 82-years-old in December.

It is one of the most peculiar things about the females of the Mexican species that some of them look like they are on death’s door with deflated tits hanging down around their ankles while they are still just in their teens, and yet others are able to maintain a youthful transsexual-esque appearance well into old age (as Jennifer Lopez has clearly done).

Obviously more in-depth research must be done into Jennifer Lopez’s breasts to see if a djinn infestation is responsible for their spry looks, and if a fatwa should be issued against them condemning them to the eternal hellfire.