Jennifer Lawrence Poses Nude After Being Named ‘Sexiest Woman In The World’

FHM just named actress Jennifer Lawrence the “Sexiest Woman in the World” for 2014. To celebrate Jennifer proves that FHM doesn’t know what the hell they are talking by posing nude in the photo above.

As you can see in this nude photo there is absolutely nothing even remotely sexy about Jennifer Lawrence, for her body appears to be disgustingly soft and smooth. Yes not only is Jennifer’s body completely lacking in erotic pubic hair which should cover her shameful nipples and baby box, but her frail feminine frame is not at all suited for field work.

It just goes to show how backwards Western culture is that they would call a woman like Jennifer Lawrence (who wouldn’t even survive one growing season out in the fields) sexy. Let me assure the homoqueers at FHM that there is nothing “sexy” about a half planted field because your woman is keeled over the plow and no longer responding to the whip.