Heidi Klum Sees Eye Doctor, Divorcing Seal

Heidi Klum Seal



After years of avoiding it out of stubborn vanity, Heidi Klum finally went to the optometrist this weekend, and is now divorcing Seal, her pot-marked oil spill of a husband.


No one knows for sure why Heidi Klum is filing for divorce from Seal, but it is safe to assume that it probably has something to do with her no longer being legally blind.


This divorce could get messy as Seal is the biological father of 3 of Heidi’s children, and the adopted father of Leni, Heidi’s white daughter from a previous marriage. However, Heidi is expected to offer to trade Seal the rights to the 3 darkies and the summer house in Malibu in exchange for Leni.