Emma Watson Fingers Herself On A Couch

Emma Watson appears to finger herself on a couch in the photo above.

What a lovely sight to behold! That couch is simply gorgeous, and would look perfect on the veranda at my desert palace. It is just a shame that Emma Watson has defiled the couch my fingering her nude body on top of it like this. Unfortunately now this beautiful piece of craftsmanship is not even fit for firewood, as the smoke would almost certainly transmit some form of airborne VD.

Once again Emma Watson and her whorish antics has caused grievous harm to us Muslims. I look forward to the day when Emma Watson will have to answer for this and her numerous other crimes in Shariah court.