Demi Moore Admitted To Rehab For Young Penis Addiction

In the photo above taken in 1982, a then 19-year-old Demi Moore was caught making out with her 15-year-old “General Hospital” co-star Philip Tanzini.

Demi Moore’s addiction to young cock has clearly been something that has been going on for years now, and she is finally doing something about it by checking into rehab.

It remains to be seen if rehab will break Demi Moore of her juvenile schlong addiction, but certainly a few shock treatment sessions teaching her to eat raisins instead of grapes is her best shot.

At 49-years-old Demi Moore can no longer continue carrying on her addiction to adolescent meat. Either Demi beats it now or she’ll succumb to it forever, and one day find herself nursing a broken hip after a vigorous Mason Kardashian babysitting session.