Beyonce Is Released Back In To The Wild

The creature known as Beyonce takes her first tentative steps to freedom after being released back in to the wild on the African island of Jamaica.

Beyonce had been held in captivity for nearly 32 years, and she spent most of that time grunting off key into microphones while shaking her species’ famous bulbous booty for the profit of the Zionists.

Thankfully Beyonce is now back where she belongs, and it didn’t take long for her to adjust to her new environment as she quickly scampered up the nearest tree in search of watermelon.

Wildlife experts agree that Beyonce should thrive in Jamaica, as it is plentiful in both marijuana and welfare, which are both vital resources the she-boon needs to survive.