Amanda Bynes Using A Dildo Machine

Amanda Bynes appears to have resorted to using a dildo machine to get off in the photo above.

After years of being a degenerate whore in heathen Hollywood, Amanda Bynes’ lady parts have lost all elasticity. With no hope of receiving sexual pleasure, Amanda Bynes’ various drug dealer/rapper boyfriends have had a tough time maintaining an erection while inside her vast cavernous baby cave.

Frustrated by this lack of performance, Amanda Bynes took matters into her own hands, and came up with this “Amanda Bynes F*cking Machine” which will thrust in and out of her with no regard for its own sexual pleasure, the foul smell, or the numerous STDs it encounters.

Reportedly Amanda Bynes is in talks with Walmart, and hopes to have the “Amanda Bynes F*cking Machine” on store shelves before the Christmas shopping season.